Dr Venkman

His last two jobs have been successful with the FA and Brighton, that's about it.

He's going to be involved fairly soon, you would think. LOTS of preparation to do before the Summer.

Exactly what we need.

Could’ve signed him for nowt.

At Roker?

The fuck is this?

I’ll riot on my own.

Anyway, this match. Start Lascelles and we riot?

Defor?

Going down isn’t a year wasted, it’s two as a best case scenario, more likely three.

Love them

Dubravka Trippier Schar Burn Targett Shelvey Bruno Joelinton Willock ASM Wood Fraser does nothing. Trippier and Targett can get crosses in for Wood. Joe can play anywhere in those 6 positions and Willock/ASM can be fluid as needed.

Agreed. On June 1st it will be impossible to know who had a membership this season.

My first thought about them ending membership sign ups is they might give first dibs to members but that’s probably just wishful thinking!

We have to win this, have to. If we’re going to stay up we need to win games at home against bad teams.

United FFS.

The fans with brains know what’s coming, I know a few. The majority of football fans, regardless of club, are thick as fuck.

Don't be conservative Eddie, throw the lad in.

I’m already furious about the starting line up TBH

I’m not down with this media training craic like, seen it in the Targett thread as well. Just let them be normal people man you weirdos.

Hard agree.

Aye, good luck with that

He can’t pass the ball over ten yards without getting us in the shit man. He’s visibly completely shot and he’s been even worse since Howe took over because he wants them to play it out from the back. He needs to be dropped.

If he starts Shelvey, fair enough. If he starts Lascelles I want him sacked

This is very, very, incredibly NUFC.