Dr Venkman

I'm absolutely desperate for a season of mid-table mediocrity.

Ditto, got seats right behind the goal, gonna be winding the mackem up for 45 mins.

This thread is now a Hatem Ben Arfa party. It was bad enough having to argue with you PFM Brexit voting whiskey-nosed simpletons when he was an NUFC player. Now that there's no danger of missing your weekly dose of Ryan Taylor or Gabriel Obertan because Hatem is all up in your red face with his silky skills, just keep out and let us get on with circle-jerking over him?

This is it.

Today the alternative was Dummet with either Manquillo or Trippier at LB.

Feels like everyone in the world knows this lad is a massive problem apart from our manager. Even John Anderson knows. John Anderson, lads, John Anderson.

There wont like. He’s unique.

Get the fuck in.

Wood. His name is Chris Wood.

Pre Leeds, just based on team selection: starting to get PFM vibes. My senses are tingling.

Howe/Lascelles=Allardyce/Smith

3 hours time difference in Riyadh.

Probably because I had a couple of years out but I’ve got a lot of time for Alli, always looked such a classy player IMO.

Everything has to go right for us to win here because we’ve been rubbish since Dec 27th. Knock it long to Wood a bit more and get bodies around him.

I think you mean ‘entitled’.

Eddie Howe’s premier league experience army.

‘people aren’t going to like this’

Your nephew knows his football.

Last 30 mins he'd be lethal.

And jail sentences.

The little dink over both centre halves oncoming challenges. The fact he got fouled from behind and was just ‘nah mate, I’m putting this in’.

Aye saw that one as well. Great, not as good as the Bolton one IMO.

More skilful at dribbling FFS.

I think you’re wrong and I respectfully disagree. On behalf of the cult.

Haha, I know! But that’s 42% of our points he’s responsible for.