Dr Venkman

Fuck this absolute bell end

But if they sack him, do you think we're then 0 to go down? Maths. Nah, I'll review the sitch and pick another number

Was a 9 after Stoke. Still a 9 as I reckon there's a 10% chance they'll sack him.

I'm far from Moyes' biggest fan, in fact he bores me to death. But I reckon 1 point from safety with ten games to go, we just need a bit of a new manager bounce, he'd keep us up.

If that's true, you never hated Pardew anywhere near enough mate. Oh I did, this c*** is quickly catching up though. Sorry, I know McClaren's been appalling and we're all p*ssed off at how bad that was, but howay. He's nowhere near Pardew, bloke's the f***ing antichrist. Ok then hes doing a great job of relegating us despite huge investment. Nah no reason to hate him. Nowt to see here move on. I can see there's clearly no debate here, I'll move on.

Dishonourable clown!

It's not even close man

If that's true, you never hated Pardew anywhere near enough mate. Oh I did, this cunt is quickly catching up though. Sorry, I know McClaren's been appalling and we're all pissed off at how bad that was, but howay. He's nowhere near Pardew, bloke's the fucking antichrist.

If that's true, you never hated Pardew anywhere near enough mate.

9. Its us or the mackems with Norwich and Villa, and we all know how that story goes these days.

Thought he looked decent, albeit only for ten mins.

It's weird, this. I don't see that at all. I see someone always looking for the ball and trying to make things happen. He's been defending all night as well. Just me?

Yeah, hilarious. Lowlights

Still got a bit of interest in watching his team at home but away from home he's an absolute travesty.

At the Brittania?

This is the sort of game Hatem would have won by himself and then been dropped the week after.

Yeah, that's what this game needs, Peter Crouch. Can we bring Riviere on too?

Stephen Ireland's still a thing?

Need to see a gif of that Whelan slip

Ten red cards if it's Mitrovic doing it, and Neesy saying it was lenient.

Why am I watching this?

Coloccini was man. Who else would it be? Janmaat, maybe? Gini? Anyone. Shelvey is one of the least "captain" players there are on our team. In fact I cant think of a worse one apart from Gouffran Why?

How often do we end up passing back to Elliot when we've got the ball under no pressure at all? It's a fucking disgrace.

For fucks sake man