Dr Venkman

someone get that Tiote face smileyed

that's a canny typo like

He's already tied him to down to a contract that lasts another 5 years, not much more he can do apart from turn down offers that aren't daft, which I think he'll probably do tbh.

much, much better playing in a three, and his work rate and commitment off the ball is outstanding.

Adding it up quickly in my head, between 35-40m? I want the figure for some Twitter gloating but Kenny's job might just be the one for

Aye. Desperate to give Liverpool credit in a game where they were ultimately soundly beaten. What did Krul have to do? Seen the BBC? 'Newcastle too good for 10 man Liverpool'

weyyyyyyyyyy

anyone know how much our starting 11 today cost?

He's the sort of player I'd make an effort to watch no matter who he played for, the fact he plays for us is just so, so class.

bloke on 5live asking for Keegan to be appointed for the rest of the season, they dumped him immediately

For the record, their fans were fucking shit today, sang a bit for 15 minutes and then went completely silent once they went behind. The only noise from them after that was in response to the racist bastard chants. It's saying something when home support out sing away support in 2012.

Yep, happy here too. I really hope the lack of a change at left back today was 'protecting Santon' mind, because that was a glaring weakness for the entire game. Couldn't believe it when KKK moved Bellamy to the right, just staggeringly bad management. Well done to Pards though.

He looks some player like, would add some needed height as well, don't imagine they'll be short of bids though.

Exactly, I'd be LIVID with one of our players if they did that. He showed what he's actually made of today, unfortunately for him he's completely bought into the Liverpool Way. Cheating cunts to a man.

I couldn't get angry as my arsehole was twitching too much as I couldnt tell at first glance whether Krul made contact! It was at our end, in real time, THE most horrendous dive I've ever seen. It's one thing if he comes up here and sticks one in, that's just football. But to come to your hometown club and completely bottle a chance to score in favour of hurling yourself to the floor for a penalty and getting the keeper sent off, unforgivable that like.

He's just fucking fantastic isn't he.

I've never been so angry at a football match as when Carroll dived like, honestly man

How much fun was that?

I went over and signed up once I knew it was an April Fool, with the intention of passing some time, then I saw that their match thread was started by Christmas Tree and was just

I completely fell for it, was seriously evaluating my life

woah

nah

fucking hell man

They're appalling and have been all season