Dr Venkman

I honestly couldn't believe what I was hearing, he went on to describe himself as 'a very creative person'

Shocking set of scores so far like

Journal says they're after Cuellar as well, a back four of him, Dunne, Brown and O'Shea for the next 3 years would be fucking epic.

Given the display against west brom, count me in as well.

Reckon that could be a goer, he still needs a proper song.

It wasn't directed at you mate!

What?

Who to boo, who not to boo. Fucking cane the lot of em man they play for Liverpool.

N Online in "some criminals get punished, some don't" revelation.

Ag bong the whore would be a decent signing but with Sessegnon definitely off it wouldnt really represent squad strengthening, it'd arguably make them weaker. Richard Dunne as well? Hell, may as well fill the squad with really old centre halves.

he's bloody crackers

Important point about Tiote there I think, I often think that we take his work rate, attitude and commitment for granted just because he's always been like that. We'd miss his intensity in the middle if he left imo.

Straight from the Steve Bruce management handbook.

Might be a good shout actually, might be timed nicely in terms of West Ham having enough of him once they're up and O' Neill stropping away from the mackems because he can't pay Heskey 100 grand a week

Just seen that own goal

The implosion of his career can only be good for football, may it be swift and devastating.

Sounds like Simpson to me, I'm sure there was a story about Guthrie having already decided to move on of his own accord, thereby we wouldn't be 'letting him go' ? Please be Simpson, please be Simpson.

This is different.

He changes them all the time it seems.

no they're not

absolute gutter this like

They'll all fucking get it, every single one of them, the players, the manager, the physio, the fucking mascots. They're Liverpool ffs.

I'm shit with my left foot and Malcolm Macdonald is to blame. When I was playing for shields he came and did a talk in which he told us to focus on what we were good at and forget the rest. Damn him!

he'd have got less time for ABH or 100 burglaries. This made me laugh, you sound like Ricky or Julian from Trailer Park Boys, when they know exactly how much crime they can get away with before getting sent down. No offence!

Full. Stadium. Syndrome. !!!!!???