Dr Venkman

We've won our last two games 2-1, Isak has scored in both.

'Everybody wants Bruno in the middle'

Yeah, but not every signing is going to be a diamond, some are just players who can get a job done. I think that's ok.

It's great. I did my first badge almost 20 years ago, coached for a little bit and the stopped so I'm a bit rusty. Enjoying it though.

The inevitable has happened, I am now coaching a Whitley Bay U7 team.

Said this 11 pages ago, will say it again, would anyone really be surprised if EH made him look really good? Look at what he’s done with the current squad FFS.

The little fake shot and half turn he does with the outside of his foot

This is the way I see it. In the minority here but this would be a shrug/wait and see signing for me. I don’t think he’s great but not every signing is going to blow our socks off. In a season with a lot more games we’re going to need bodies. We know Eddie has a rod on for PL experience and he’s more than earned the benefit of the doubt. Would we really be that surprised if he came in and did a job?

Hope you all have a class day. Just throwing this in there for the craic. My Granda was similar towards the end of his life, couldn’t afford to go very much but followed the toon relentlessly until the day he died, always talking about it, etc. The last game he and I went to together was when the mackems beat us 0-3 ?One of the many, many things for which I will never forgive Alan Pardew.

Love him. Such a dynamic player in and out of possession, always threatening no matter where he is on the pitch. Been cry arsing for him to start for months but fair play to Eddie, he knows.

In to these wankers, can’t wait. The press is back, we’re back, I think we’ll win.

Should probably start, this lad.

Fucking SCENES

If rumours are correct, his jizz strength is as high as ever.

He’s been like this since the WC, I don’t hold much hope of it improving now.

Fair enough. It seems I’ve let the last two months watching shit Callum Wilson too much get to me, I’ll try to do better.

Better, but that Wilson sub was still unnecessary IMO.

Shut up Rod.

Going to update 'should start' to 'should stay on'.

Most sorely needed win since the relegation battle, that, thank fuck. Thought they played very well on the most part albeit with a little too much of a casual approach in defence from time to time. Thought bringing Wilson on was nonsense, though, I must say. Oh yeah and that was 100% a penalty.

Absolutely love him, because I have a soul.

Ended hair criminal status?

It’s a fair point. Does he think Wilson’s ‘there’ in terms of starting? He’s not, and hasn’t been for ages.

Again, 2 months of bad form for Wilson.