Dr Venkman

Showing consideration for children. Knighthoods.

That’s sexy talk.

Agreed. He’s probably got a mobile phone and a widescreen TV as well AMIRITE!?

Alright, generic Tory backbencher.

See, now this is a bit too close to mocking people for being poor for me.

Give HTT a break, he knows every single person that works for SAFC personally.

Update, he looks amazing.

He sounds amazing

Leicester.

Yep. Think about Sunderland, what comes to mind? For me it’s a giggle. They are very, very bitter about Newcastle the city due to economic factors and that’s passed down from generation to generation.

7th paragraph, 1st sentence, triggered, massively.

Let them have their little D3 day out, it’s harmless fun.

He’s hard work when things are going badly, particularly if there’s a PFM in charge. However, when things are going well he’s hilarious.

It’s only a game mate.

Fucking hell what a night that was. We were in the Leazes/ES corner and that’s the best atmosphere I’ve experienced for years and years. Objectively very impressed by that NUFC performance. Just better than them all over the pitch. GTFI.

...again.

It’s just standard stuff for fans of a good team to be saying in a fixture against a lower half team.

I agree with most of that TBF.

It’s decided by a panel, the public vote counts for 10% (nowt)

Sound like a Tory backbench pressure group.

Lodi Dodi, we like to party.

A top quality keeper improves us by roughly 10 points a season as an absolute guess.

Mag in Canatrice. Just been in to the local bakery and was in the queue in front of a mag father and son, both in mag tops. The mag lad was bouncing at the prospect of a vanilla slice, as I got to the counter to order a butty there was one vanilla slice remaining. I ordered it. Mag lad fuming. Result.

He also reckons it's the third kit, hasn't got a fucking clue what he's talking about.

Hate it.