Dr Venkman

1 to cancel out the negative of losing Tonali. And another, just so we can have the positive of a new player?

Love Willock megging Isak when he’s stretching

Give them to nurses? No, teachers? No, doctors? No, cleaners on trains? No. Fuck is there anyone left who aren’t enemies of the people?

Whatever punishment he gets we know Eddie and the coaching team will have a well thought out plan for him and he'll be well supported.

Didn’t they win city status in a competition?

Aye Byker Morrisons was my local when I lived in town, crikey.

We're not underestimating them, they're just better than we think they are.

The free kicks.

So proud of our fans for this. I slag them off plenty but I love them just as much.

So nice to hear this reception for him

Aye if someone can get me a PSG programme for the bairn I would hugely appreciate it like.

My point is we need to be smarter about it in future.

Complete bollocks, unsure as to why you're pretending, don't care any more.

There's more to it than that as he was playing for his home town club, but you knew that.

Whilst I acknowledge the hilarity of your post, it's doable and we need to do more to protect ourselves in future. The club can't just bemoan bad luck.

Seems like a sensible start but there's plenty of other background checks you can do. Talk to friends/family/ex-colleagues.

That's an assumption, I presume? Even so, the likelihood that past indiscretions will be concealed necessitates more thorough checks. We should never be paying the price for the conduct of a player at another club. Getting him away from Milan seemed too good to be true, it was.

The club clearly have got a lot of work to do on pre-signing checks, it's embarrassing that we are now paying the price for the conduct of a player whilst at a different club.

Jesus probably would have suggested giving that money to the poor TBF, maybe not a ban as such.

Yeah lovely footballer to watch. Howe with him would be

can’t help himself.

Not their fault you've got spindly little pins.

I have no opinion on Ramsdale, just loved the way @STM phrased that post.

Looks a really tidy player I think, he’ll be fine, potentially much more.