Dr Venkman

He's Brazilian He also cost 40 million He's also really brilliant We can't sayyyyy his name

Now THAT is a great ref. One of my favourite scenes

The best they can muster is that we haven’t seen him play therefore he’s probably not going to be good.

He’s not.

Hi mate.

Agreed. Football Insider and Talksport first with this?

I’m massively concerned and have been saying so. Now that Bruno looks likely the next on the list should be striker IMO.

Yes man. YES!

I like this.

Fucks sake I’ve JUST got out of the bath. Running the transfer bath now.

Dear God

Well, I would think the medical will be leaked tomorrow and that will be that

Hope said another 7-8 weeks. I think we really, really need a striker. CM first but striker next IMO

I think we really need a striker

I don’t…think so?

It leaves them up the shitter!?

By meltdown do you mean 100 pages confirming why it's definitely better for them and worse for us that we didn't get relegated?

They've agreed the fee and now they're haggling over when we'll pay what. A medical is booked for Friday as the deal is expected to be agreed by then.

Well that's bollocks.

Everything you've heard about

It did occur to me that any work we put in with the agent selling 'the project to him' would have also paid off here. So the time put into the DC transfer attempt wasn't ALL wasted.

Brazilian Gazza.

Yep, yep, let’s see those offers they can’t refuse.

Already in the bath, too soon?

I’m also not having this ‘relegation will be fine’ nonsense. Get to fuck.