Ritchie

I fucking told you.

Am I completely wasting my time listening to this ESPN radio thing?

'Rested'.

Chelsea bid for Romelu Lukau. Surely we should be going all out for Sturridge now.

Sessegnon is better than any player on Newcastle's books by an absolute distance. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01128/8_19_350x475_1128389a.jpg

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They haven't mentioned it all night so I doubt it.

Did he survive?

What the fuck is going on?

He's so getting injured again.

Yes! Jay Bothroyd's having a medical at QPR!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/11/article-2013504-0CF7EFC500000578-784_634x519.jpg "Fuck! Have I really signed for Stoke?!"

There's a Match Thread!

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England's keeper is well shit.

Ouch!

Aron Gunnarsson's gone to Cardiff on a free transfer. Jo's gone back to CSKA on loan and Felipe Caicedo's going to Lokomotiv Moscow.

They'll probably loan him out to Boca or where ever he wants to go for a season before selling him off to Inter like they did with Robinho.

"Who's Hatem Ben Arfa?" ffs!