Tachikoma

Its a wash, both players did everything they could.

was going to send them abuse, but I can't tell if they're being ironic or not. Their other tweets seem to blame Pardz. https://twitter.com/NufcVine I think its safe to say that they were being ironic. I was getting really close to falling asleep towards the end, but I counted 3 other clear cut opportunities (Wickham and Gomez lol) that they could/should have scored, and a couple decent shooting opportunities for us at best. Did I miss something?

*sigh* If only you knew what he knows. Not sure if Ronaldo needs to know what Pardew's cum tasted like.

As Newcastle United manager your bogey team is absolutely not allowed to be Sunderland Sunderland, Southampton, Everton, West Brom too probably. Who else bums us for fun?

Complete reliance on athleticism and physicality, attacking football at its best.

His whole existence is a fuck up.

Last week it was Heaton, this week Austin. Next week the midfielder I bench to have Austin on will probably go on to score 6 goals or something.

Austin on the bench.

Fuck this season.

I really don't like the idea that anyone who has committed a crime and been sent to jail can never, ever be punished enough for said crime. Why would anyone not just go back to crime, if its practically impossible to become reintegrated with law-abiding society?

Dog ate my homework

Its a lose-lose proposition for both sides as far as profits are concerned, so that's never going to happen. However, it might end up becoming a good thing for the fans.

Hope he falls into a septic tank, preferably his own.

We'll never play with less than two DMs, even if one of the assigned midfielders is clearly unsuited for that task.

Thinking whether I should take a 4 point cut to have Ayoze in my Fantasy Prem team.

Wow

What? That's sentiment. Silva is tiny, should he bulk up like? Silva is strong on the ball and his football brain means that he is rarely even in the position to be pushed off the ball No one is making Silva chase hoofs into the channels though.

Problem is going to be that they surely won't be as poor second half, whereas I think Pardew will be telling our lot not to change anything. Cunt probably thinks we're amazing right now.

Why are we even bothering with a midfield? We may as well lineup as a 5-0-5

Hooooooooof. We still can't set up for anything but a counter attack.

Reminds me of NUFC in the Shepherd era, with 100x more money thrown at it.

wat did you just bookmark that and wait 4 years to post a reply?

Having watched them play recently, I'm not sure why you're putting them in the same category as us. That front six alone (barring massive injuries) should be more than enough to take them to upper midtable.

Marveaux would never get near today's team! We started Sammy Ameobi and Gabriel Obertan ffs Marveaux is a poor winger though. He'd be up against Sissoko and Cabella who are way better. Going by actual end product, they aren't better, just different.

Ayoze Cisse HBA Sissoko Marveaux Abeid Not a bad front six at all, and we'd still have Cabella, Rolando and Sammy to rotate with as well (RIP Obertan).