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Think I heard the commentator saying Cack Colback.

Ugh, fuck off Colback. Think I'd rather have De Jong there instead.

Man, was so afraid of watching this. Still am.

Lol. So derpy

Pardew wants a flaying for the shit he's pulled.

Its not 16th place bad

Could have been a second goal for Stoke there if play continued for a few more seconds <_<

Pass you dolt.

99% Felt bad for Remy there.

With the two DMs being AWOL the entire game we were bound to have someone unmarked in the box one way or another.

Would you do it? With Tiote and Colback being your two primary short options? That is to say, letting either of the two handle the ball at all?

Nailed it. Every ball from Scott Parker was either sideways or backwards after he'd finish his 720 degree turns, and I'd still rather have him over Colback any day of the week. Its like we're playing with 10 men every week with Colback in the side. Jack Colback is just a little bit better than Alan Smith.

That puts your 3 game average at 40 points per game now?

It's not like he plays like that every game. On that first goal, I was amazed that he passed it to Gini instead of taking the shot.

Never in doubt, his touch alone is light years ahead of anyone else in our squad. Well, Mitrovic is reasonably close. To think that we have two actual footballers up front now.

I like this. Total football. No regrets if we went down doing that tbh.

The CM issue is so bad I'd rather we stuck someone like Mbabu in there over the Invisible Man.

I kinda wanted to, but honestly couldn't. First time I've enjoyed watching us for some time now and I'm not going to let fucking FPL ruin it for me.

Far better all-round player, hope he matches Ba in the goalscoring department too.

Kinda fair but Pardewball was never going anywhere The thing is, Pardewball was more about losing 2-1 after scoring the first goal.

Lol Blob

It takes a while to transition out of Pardewball.

Colback is weaker than my dog's piss.

Aston Villa WE WANT 7

Thanks?