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It’s going to be Sunderland. I can feel it

Is oh nine not available?

No wonder his mind appeared to be elsewhere when his Mrs was busy knocking out a bin lid.

Mental

ah fink look onine might be available.

Wants away.

It’s vile and totally unacceptable but I don’t think that’s a post from someone who has English as their first language.

Bye Joe.

A bit like a nice solid stool looks better than an emergency burst of diarrhoea.

Here we go another load of waffle about mentality when he should just be admitting he is shyte.

Sorry buddy I don’t speak no Dutch or nuffink

Looked like Gordon totally blanked him when he went to the bench. They fell out?

I hope there’s no horse punching today given the wife will be driving one of the horses.

I think any player with a quarter of a brain will have noticed the reaction to the rats antics and would be aware it’s not a good idea to repeat them.

I will fight them on the beaches, I will fight them at the international airport, I will fight them in Barry’s bargains. I will never surrender.

In the first half he was limping around like he had a PIP claim in, looked totally disinterested. I would have hooked him at half time. he must have had some emergency surgery at half time to redeem himself with a goal and an assist. his favourite word is “mentality” nonsense.

Sneaky creeping up on the keeper like that. Well done though.

Anthony Gordon? Not interested? Lazy? Injured or just shyte? Needs hooked at half time.

in 10 years time they will still be going on about him missing pre season.

The bad boy, the bad boy limp, A little bit of gravel makes you walk like a pimp, The bad boy, the bad boy limp, The harder you look the more you walks like a gimp

XG is a nonsense, we need to ban all these meaningless made up statistics

looks a bit light weight to be a cart horse

I spent all the game thinking he was just a shyte St Maxim.

He’s a shitehouse. Delayed the game slightly with a bit of cramp in stoppage time then flashed a rel cheeky grin.

Think Pep was tapping him up at the end. Pep more or less admitted it in his post match comments.