wormy

Jesus Christ can we wake the fuck back up please?

Anyone else's rivers suddenly falling to shit every minute or two?

Cracking ball through to Isak there. As soon as he latched on I assumed that was the hat trick done and dusted.

Poor Elliott's spent most of the half arms up begging for attention.

I'm going to be watching that Trippier ball on a loop later tonight.

PURE FILTH.

Phew! Get in, lad. Them striker instincts. That's the breakthrough. Now let's try an push on. Get Wilson on!

Someone with better knowledge of offside wanna reassure me that this isn't getting chalked off?

Christ. Lovely from Isak.

All that 'build up' to peter out like that just about sums the game up really.

Alright thread police.

That one was so egregious I thought I'd imagined it when he didn't even have the balls to correct himself.

Not much point worrying about who's going to score if we couldn't even get the ball in the box beforehand.

Man I still believe he'll come good but Sandro is making me sad today. Feels like absolutely nothing is coming off for him.

Because we looked even shitter before they switched.

Reffing like him too.

I know it was more hope a few pages back than actual links but it appears Bowen will now be a no go or absolutely extortionate:

I knew we'd regret not going for him when we had the chance.

Excellent news. Should do wonders for his sell on value.

But where do you stand on the suffragette movement?

I love pens this season tbh. Mainly because it's been dumbed down to fuck which is right up my alley.

Yes mate that's wonderful but this invalidates absolutely everything else you said.

The way she goes in for seconds really sold it.

You fucking know a forum debate has peaked when KaKa comes barrelling in to tell people they're being too emotional.