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Sounds ripe for a loan to Hearts.

I'm so confused. I swear I'd already heard he was staying on days after the season finished, then I read they were targeting someone else and now he is staying? Fingers crossed they meet in the middle and plump for a classic co-manager clusterfuck.

Hypocrite.

Cheers, thought so. Just leaves me utterly perplexed as go why they'd keep dishing out 8 year contracts. Although that's Boehly to a tee I guess.

I thought the loophole that made the 8 year contract beneficial for FFP had been closed?

Classic cunt-off.

Bloody ceilings!!!!

I wonder how Choudhury feels about this recent surge as the posterboy if NUFC's lowest ebb.

Me too. Bring Big Vurn home.

Already bored to shit of this transfer 'saga'. How many absolutely nothing updates can 'journalists' churn out of this?

God help us all.

We're getting one of the best midfielders in the world. I still can't reconcile in my mind where we now are sometimes most of the time.

Any utter drip who utters 'ESL is the lesser evil' deserves their club to burn to the ground. And I stand by that whether we end up invited or not next time the rotten cunts attempt it.

The big question in all this is whether he's really ready to fill Shelvey's boots. Tall order and I can't quite tell if he's up to it or not.

If he ever assists a Big Joe goal I hope they celebrate with a shoving match.

Maybe the guy just really hates Pepsi?

I'm absolutely terrified of a day coming where a signing like this gets like a 5 page thread and a polite clap on completion.

Absolutely fucking mad.

Re Romano, my irritation is primarily his constant gagging to make it an entire brand. The whole #herewego thing, always having a Photoshop of them in their new club's shirt ready to go. If he was just any other journalist I'm sure he wouldn't even register with me. But I guess he's done his job as it's sure as hell gotten him noticed.

Just a normal day at the office then?

You won't be mocking him when we see the legendary 'almost #herewego' when we've already seen pictures of Tonali pulling up at the training ground from someone hiding in the bush.

Overrate. Strike one.

Fuck sake. Is there even any point in us signing Tonali if they go after Pulisic? We're basically giving Chelsea free money to nab Weghorst and relegate us. Stupid business from us.

It it happens you realise you must holiday in Tenerife every transfer window forever more, right?

And there'll still be absolute freaks in his comments tugging him raw all 'm8 ne news on madisun? Ur an absolute ledge fuk the h8ers'. In fairness, half of them are probably his burners.