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Haven't seen that Korean kit, really like that.

A rousing chorus of the Mexican national anthem there.

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He's even cheap with covering ffs. Can't just do a solid patch so it wouldn't look so shit. a block over the SPORTS, a block over DIRECT and then as tiny a bit as possible for .com

Futhermore Cisse looks like a boss on his picture. Got sadly excited at the potential of new squad pictures being up in the new strip and all that. then realised it's the same Cisse's head on Ba picture we laughed at in January. Never realised how much Dan Gosling doesn't actually look like himself in his picture.

Only one I got other than my own name was Owen when he signed. Stupidly got swept up in the excitement of it all. I shall never get swept away by excitement again.

Poker eyewear ffs.

Peter Ramage as well, take that Cancels out the bragging, I guess.

16s is to good to pass up. All over that.

Just looks like a really cheap, generic Sunday League kit.

Stuck 6/7 folds on each course today. Every choice came in in the first race of each course. Every choice lost in the second race of each course. That was fun. Then I sit here and wonder what could've been if I'd just done one of my old things and stuck a bet on a group of races within a 20 minute timeframe.

#AskCattermole what does it feel like knowing wigan athletic will be the biggest club you'll ever play for? #AskCattermole as mackems captain you're meant to hate Newcastle, so how come you live in Ponteland & have nights out in toon? #AskCattermole your originally from Middlesbrough and you more than likely now live in Sunderland, does this mean you still shag your sister Now onto the Owen ones... John Terry ‏@BigJohnTerry #askMOwen have you got a wife? :lol:

Ones like that are fucking class. So simple yet so effective. The #askcattermole is brilliant, too. What's the toughest wing mirror you've come up against.

Surely you'd Google it before ringing it?

Seriously. I finish work at 4am. I sit there on my phone refreshing and refreshing. Absolutely screwing. Get home. Doesn't work on the laptop either. WHAT THE FUCK. Wake up this afternoon. Eh? Still not there? PLEASE GOD NO. You realise how sad your life is when you notice how many times you go 'I'm gonna post that thought on N-O... Oh wait I can't.'

Tav-urn-ee-yaay. Commentators know their shit.

1 step forward, we'll be 3 steps back if we listened to you tomorrow as well.

Wasted £50 on horses. Struck it majorly lucky by picking 4 clear favourites in a lucky 15 at £7.50 outlay returning £30. Naturally I regret bumping it down from original £1 stakes I was going to place to 50p.

FFS. A sincere tip. Misguided loyalty, I'm really tempted to lump some on it. But it's a Messi tip ffs.

Nowhere to be seen.

Only 20 minutes until the scat runs wild.

I'm in. Like it needs confirming that I'm talking about My Scat Daddy and not Messi's bullshit.

'suck your mum' and the song at the end.