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Christ.

I think that was actually the worst holiday I've ever had. They only had the matches on in the 18+ area, no matter how much begging they wouldn't let me in even though I promised to sit dead still, in a corner and just watch on the small tv. Cunts. Kept going up to ask my dad and when he told me it'd gone from 1-0 to 4-1 I was devastated. And then the FA Cup semi after. Terrible few days.

Didn't we wish that every other year we'd go to someone other than Adidas? Now we're wishing to go back? I can't help but get the feeling that whoever we get will give us a shit kit tbh.

Article's wank. What a waste of time.

Your social arrogance knows no bounds. You must be a real twat. Would hate to have a conversation with you in public. WTF. EDIT: Christ. The whole thing has to be a wind up, surely? Fucking idiot.

Fuck sake. That could've been a mildly interesting story if they decided to keep the cheesy puns to the opening paragraph like the 'papers normally do. Gave up halfway through tbh.

Last time I checked it was one nil and I was feeling smug, then 2 - 1 wtf. Want to know if it was a deserved penalty. Seemed to be not a worry. Then I saw the penalty pop up, jumped on to watch the rest. It might be betting bias but, while Villareal were expectedly all over them after the sending off that went with the penalty, the referee seemed to be giving them everything with it. Bruges then tease me with 1-1. And now I'm just praying Sevilla's asses don't drop in the second half. So I can earn back a whopping circa £5 from a £15 bet. Cunts.

Hate the phrase 'reinstated to the first team'. On a level of the mackems and 'HAULED OFF'. But then, it is Ryder.

Double. A fucking double from a lucky 31. And that's if Sevilla don't fuck me in the arse like Malaga.

What a ridiculous fucking winner for those Villareal cunts.

So who else feels like they've been raped by that penalty?

Someone mentioned it before, I hope the fans don't get too disheartened if we finish 6th and get no Europe. But I feel that we will 'bottle it' in a sense, if we know after Saturday that 5th is a must for Europe.

Obertan. Yes of course, it wasn't a trick question, I just couldn't remember. Was it Simspon before him? Wouldn't Willo have been after Simpson?

Initial £10, usually. Never known anything different myself. So a £10 free bet, you'd have to play through £30 or whatever. Can't remember for sure, but I think it was Bet365 who were cunts when I used to use them, had to play through some free bets 10 times! Paddy Power on the other hand are awesome. I played through a fiver in the games section once, broke even and was able to withdraw.

Well you were jinxed before you even put that shit on, bruh. My Luck 31. Malaga, Mallorca, Sevilla, Cagliari, Bruges. Beren, stick that house of yours on Bologna!

If the match ends a draw then the bet is voided and you get your stake back. So naturally lower odds than a straight win bet.

I wouldn't be averse to league match punishments staying in the league. But in the interest of fairness you'd surely have to do the same for FA/League Cup matches, which I don't agree with. Scything tackle in the 90th minute from a frustrated player on the losing side warrants a red card and 3 match ban, but doesn't face the punishment for at least 6 months, maybe a year? Lose in the first round you enter two years running and the bans taken 3 years to complete. Don't like it meself.

The vast majority I've spoken about it with are along the lines of still supporting out of sheer patriotism, but their interest certainly has waned due to the general level of cuntishness in our national team. Can't say I've ever had that much interest. I'll watch the major tournaments or if it's on tv, but it's not something I look out for.

Maybe it's being a Toon fan that's enhanced it, but as a southerner I couldn't give two shits about the national team. I've openly stated that if Barfa breaks in to the national team for the Euros I'll be actively supporting him and YoCabs.

Of course you wouldn't get him grocery shopping when he can't read the list you give him. Harsh comparison on the face-fucked old fuckwad tbh.

A ridiculous Lucky 31 that will ultimately be pointless, I'm sure.

That's what i was thinking, still he misses 2 league games and with Bosingwa coming in who he is shit it might help us none the less without actually playing us. That's another point actually, wtf does charges committed in a league game apply to cup games. If you are banned for a league offense then you be banned for league games and league games alone. It's still a competitive domestic match. Got nothing against that tbh. Apart from that it doesn't benefit us on this occasion. Genuine question, do you think FA/League Cup offences should be contained to just being punished in that competition?

It's insane how many points he can get wrong. Talks like Cisse and Ba have been inter-changing constantly and says there's no creator-goalscorer definition. Yep, that'll be why Ba's scored 1 and Cisse's scored 10 since his arrival. Comparing Redknapp and Pardew ffs. Yes, we've got some fantastic players that can produce some magic, so that automatically means that Pardew doesn't meticulously plan everything ahead of a match. A self-confessed stat freak ffs.

Ridiculous how many positives there are to finishing in 4th that aren't even related to our own club's progress. We show up the mackems to an insane level after two years back in the PL, and we get to piss off probably the two most puke-inducing managers in twitchcunt and King Kunty.

How the fuck is that not frivolous? :lol: Twats.