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Rafas a hard cunt.

Craig Bellamy and Darren Huckerby.

jamie sterry’s been on loan at Crewe for 3 games and spent them on the bench.

what a cock.

Dubravka Shar Lascelles Lejuane Yedlin Barecca Hayden Longstaff Ritchie Almiron Rondon Have a feeling he might go with that, not sure he'll play Perez and Almiron in the same starting line up.

I think Berraca will swap with Ritchie and Ritchie will swap with Atsu.

like one of those kids when you played football at school that didn’t have a position he just played everywhere.

This cunt signed yet?

A deal could still be done at the last minotaur of transfer deadline day.

Wonder how long it will be till he gets booed and called a soft south american puff.

Still interested but nothing con-Crete at the minute.

I think he’s crying.

If Almirón signs I think Rafa will stay.

Glasses off,open jacket,in the pocket. Fuck you Pep.

Glasses off,open jacket,in the pocket.

did you actually google ‘man having a heart attack’? Nah, just 'heart attack'. ?

did you actually google ‘man having a heart attack’?

Describe the goal,i’m In bed.

Cue failed medical. We tried.

What would thoughts be if say Rafa decided to stay and sign a 3 year contract extension knowing Jabba isn't selling the club and he won't be guaranteed a lot if any money to spend in the transfer window?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand RafaOut. The tactic is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical football most of the mistakes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rafa's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The critics understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Rafa's depravity, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who like Rafa truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fact we got knocked out by Watford which is a cryptic reference to Ashley's underfunding. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mike's genius unfolds itself on their television screens and he sacks Rafa for being shit. What fools... how I pity them. ? And yes by the way, I DO have a Mike Ashley tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Was reading that with a mackem twang.

He only played 5 days ago didn’t he?

Would like to see him as a base in a 3 with me and wor lass.