Andy

Thought he was the pick of the bunch, personally.

Aye, I don't mind the French users writing the odd post in French, but at least stick a babelfish translation underneath or something.

Sorry, but my heart is already taken in your forum... My forum? Have you seen my thread? You'll love it, full of unknown dots,it's not very long but it's thin. Sorry, but my heart is already taken in your forum... My forum? Have you seen my thread? You'll love it, full of unknown dots,it's not very long but it's thin. "Your" forum means Newcastle online I tried to fix this but actually can't. Worst quoting ever.

This won't be changing.

Marveux should be in there.

Amazed anybody actually expected any kind of performance from us in this type of game. Have you all just started watching Newcastle United? Would've taken a point beforehand and I'm pleased we managed to dig one out - even if we rode our luck. Pardew needs to fucking learn from his selection mistakes here though.

Probably just the new server playing up, that. Rich out.

I hope so. I'm getting used to them now anyway, they're just a minor annoyance.

Sort the stickies out and the forum looks fucking lush now like, after all these little tweaks.

"N-O" takes you to the index. "NUFC" takes you to the NUFC sub-heading. If you click "General" here you'll see what I mean: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/board,16.0.html

Die. I don't think that'll work...

The board string-along Pardew as much as they do the fans, and he knows it. Most of the aforementioned soundbites such as "100% certain to get a striker" were made to put pressure on the board in the hope that they'd feel that they had to do the business; not to appease the fans.

No.

Replacing it with the words "New Striker" with a troll face logo in between. They'll then tell us that's where the rest of the Carroll money went.

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No ffs. Update to what ffs? We'd be updating every five minutes if we updated it for every overheard quote ffs. Stop being such a whingey sod ffs. Ffs. Stick him on that thing that kills the server. :server:

Clearly doing this on purpose so we get banned and don't have to sign anyone.

How can you say that when we have barely had enough time to judge Cabaye? It's a major ask for these new signings to hit the ground running when they come from a different country/league. Taking to it like to a duck to water (as Robert did) is very rare. It's not like Cabaye suddenly just materialised into existence when we signed him - Nut is referring to his set piece taking ability, which is something that can be judged based on his career in French football. Taking a corner isn't more difficult in the premier league. Great let's not worry about him adapting to the pace of the Premier League. At least we'll have good corners.... Again, that wasn't the point that was being discussed. Didn't exactly look to me like he was going to struggle to adapt to the pace at the weekend anyway.

How can you say that when we have barely had enough time to judge Cabaye? It's a major ask for these new signings to hit the ground running when they come from a different country/league. Taking to it like to a duck to water (as Robert did) is very rare. It's not like Cabaye suddenly just materialised into existence when we signed him - Nut is referring to his set piece taking ability, which is something that can be judged based on his career in French football. Taking a corner isn't more difficult in the premier league.

Fixed the poll.

Bit of an overreaction in here. Just because we've agreed a deal with a keeper doesn't mean they've said: "WOAH, hold back on the left back and the striker, this keeper's available, sign him up first!"... I think the club know where the priorities lie, it's just that this deal was probably an awful lot easier to complete, hence it's happened first.

Even at half the price, Keirrison would be a far greater gamble. Proven nothing in his career.

How's his body language?

Embarrassing post that, like.