Dr. TC

Then where would Sholahimovic play?

Made the goal again today. I know he won't be credited with the assist, but Gouff wouldn't have had that chance without him.

This is a tragedy. Geddit?

Surely if it's got topspin on it this could happen?

Dunno where all the Gillespie hating is coming from, he was absolutely mint. Surely Hatem would have replaced Scott Sellars?

It's Souness man, no one else comes anywhere close.

It's got cocaine in it! Cocaine Mrs Doyle? No? No, I mean raisins.

Am I alone in remembering the unbelievable pass that led to the assist for Cisse's goal at Benfica? I know it was completely out of character for him, but also completely awesome.

What was Tiote's long pass success rate? After Cabaye went off he just seemed to enjoy spraying the ball into the stands.

Had an argument with my dad about this today. He says that he is fed up of changing managers so frequently and thinks that we should keep Pardew in favour of 'stability'. He also, probably correctly, said that we'd just end up with someone even worse as Ashley needs a 'yes man'. I obviously think this is mental and that we need a change, but I bet that there are a lot of older fans who have the above mentality.

I like them but I reckon that there should be different lines for runs with and without theball . Maybe dots for one and dashes for the other

genuine question, Do they section alcoholics who are destroying themsleves? Do they only section people who are Risk to others? People are more often sectioned because of a risk to themselves rather than a risk to others. It has to be due to a severe underlying mental health problem though, and alcoholism alone is rarely the reason. Sectioning under the mental health act is used to treat someone against their will, and there's good evidence that it's impossible to treat alcohol addiction without strong motivation from the patient.

Santon, awesome.

out of everyone I would have predicted to score

I totally don't get this. He placed it inch-perfect into the corner with pace and power. It was an awesome save, and to say that Cissé didn't do awesomely to control that and get such a good shot away is crazy.

'kinell

He's our Reggie Evans so far. He must run really quietly. How many times has he nicked the ball from a Chelsea player who didn't know he was coming?

fyp

This thread made me read Michael Owen's wikipedia page. At the bottom: Sporting positions: Newcastle United captain 2008–2009 Preceded by Geremi Succeeded by Alan Smith

Get in Papiss

He can't be playing, I saw the Ranger Rover parked on a double yellow line in front of Nisa in Forest Hall this morning. He must be injured as only people with disabled permits are allowed to do that.

And their player ratings. Willo top performer: R Name Pos Age cm kg Apps Goal A Yel Red SpG PS% AW MoM Rt 1 Michael Williamson D© 29 191 84 8 - - 2 - 0.5 79.6 6.8 1 7.41 2 Hatem Ben Arfa AM(CLR) 25 177 69 12 2 2 1 - 2.5 80 0.4 1 7.27 3 Yohan Cabaye DM© 26 175 71 10 2 1 3 - 2.1 80.4 0.2 - 7.23 4 Demba Ba AM(L),FW 27 189 84 11(1) 8 - - - 4.2 77.7 2.3 1 7.03 5 Steve Harper GK 37 185 83 4 - - - - - 43.1 0.3 - 6.98 6 Davide Santon D(LR) 21 187 77 12 - - 2 - 0.3 85.7 0.4 - 6.98 7 Jonás Gutiérrez DM©,M(L) 29 183 73 11 - - 4 - 0.5 85.8 0.5 - 6.9 8 Tim Krul GK 24 188 74 8 - - - - - 50 - - 6.83 9 Cheik Tioté M© 26 175 76 5(1) - 1 2 1 0.7 81.3 2 1 6.78 10 James Tavernier D 21 182 75 0(1) - - - - - 72.2 4 - 6.64 11 Sammy Ameobi FW 20 190 66 1(2) - 1 - - 2 75.5 1 - 6.64 12 Fabricio Coloccini D© 30 183 63 5 - - 1 1 0.2 88.6 1.4 - 6.64 13 Danny Simpson D® 25 178 74 7(1) - - 1 - 0.1 84.9 0.6 - 6.56 14 Steven Taylor D© 26 188 81 9(1) - - - - 0.5 90.8 2.6 - 6.55 15 James Perch D(CR),DM© 27 180 72 7(2) - - 4 - 0.1 88.8 1.4 - 6.54 16 Ryan Taylor D(L),M® 28 173 75 0(1) - - - - - 87.5 - - 6.51 17 Shane Ferguson D 21 178 73 3(2) - 1 - - 0.2 92.8 - - 6.36 18 Gael Bigirimana M 19 173 68 1(4) - - 1 - 0.2 81.1 1 - 6.36 19 Shola Ameobi FW 31 191 76 2(6) - 1 2 - 1.1 72.7 1.9 - 6.35 20 Vurnon Anita D(L),DM© 23 168 63 6(3) - - 1 - 0.3 82.9 - - 6.34 21 Sylvain Marveaux AM(L) 26 172 66 1(3) - - - - 0.8 88.6 0.3 - 6.23 22 Papiss Demba Cissé FW 27 183 73 9(1) 1 - - - 2 72.4 1.1 - 6.21 23 Gabriel Obertan AM(LR) 23 186 79 0(6) - - - - 0.2 75.6 - - 6.17

How the hell does Jonas deserve a 4? He was outstanding today defensively, and looked to have regained some of his old dribbling skills.

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