Dr. TC

Looking trim on Ryder's twatter feed

A point away? Progress As long as we don't lose. I've got a fiver on unbeaten all season (66-1), and a £20 free bet on >100 points (16-1).

Commentator: "Plenty of attacking threat in this Newcastle side now." Don't know what game he's watching.

At least he kicked it. Cisse would have fallen over and been offside.

I love Rafa. When did we last have a manager who'd tactically change it 6mins into the half?

That was like me back in school. They'd never let me kick towards the motorway end.

f***s sake, him following Dean tells me the powers that be want us down. They'll probably dig up Trelford Mills for the Spurs game. If he's dead of course. What's Uriah Rennie doing these days?

I really hope I don't regret posting this, but Adebayor really is totally shit now.

That was the point.

Darlow looks like a totally different player from his debut. Bright future.

Absolutely brilliant so far today. Breaking up Palace attacks, playing the simple ball. He's like a new signing.

What a fucking comedy goal.

Jonas' unfair dismissal case is due to get under way at 10:00 GMT at the Employment Tribunal Court in Birmingham. Could be interesting!

Great ball.

What the f*** was Taylor doing for that goal?

Commentator: "Certainly more of a threat up front from Newcastle since the introduction of Perez and Doumbia" No fucking shit, Sherlock.

I think this is the worst game of football I've seen in a very long time

He hardly kicked anything when he had a choice. Those long throws...

Forgetting the personal stuff for a minute, he's a terrible slow keeper who can't command his area and is a poor shot stopper. He is only here because he had a connection with Pardew. Shouldn't be at the club on merit. Normally, but seemingly not today!

Ben Arfa

That last clearance of the game summed it up. Brilliant.

Love this guy

Mbembable tackle there!

More goals and assists than our team yet?

What a ridiculous penalty to concede. I also enjoyed Thauvin's disallowed goal. He showed a lot of awareness.