Dr. TC

You tit. I just saw this thread, and with it being transfer deadline day, I thought we'd resigned him. Read through the I can't believe it posts at the start and had similar reaction.

Amady Faye to Rangers but yeah, Dyer

Ban this f*** tard. Demanding a ban is bannable offence! Take it you're purely stating that as a fact, and not asking for him to be banned? Subtle attempt to get BooBoo banned? It'll be worth the ban just to see the look on your face when you go down for this. You trying to get me banned? Bannable offence?

Miracle

An anneurysm is much less likely than hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. In neither case would he be dead before he hit the ground, that simply wouldn't happen without some direct damage to brain or spinal cord. He may have lost consciousness though.

I honestly can't believe this. I didn't think there was an NUFC fan in existence who didn't love the local hero. When they don't play it I don't feel like I'm at a proper match. I live away from the toon now, but whenever I hear it I feel like I'm home again. I'd be absolutely gutted if they got rid of it, I feel that strongly about it.

she doesn't hold a candle to moira stuart

Who is the smoking hot girl in your sig? Hold on, I'll just change it so nobody else has to ask. Who's that smoking hot bald man in your sig? No wonder he caught pneumonia

maybe he's just trying to make 100% sure he gets a spot in the first team

Doesn't the end of his article admit it was all just a dream? Can't believe i wasted 5 minutes of my life reading that.

why cann't i vote?

Quotations not quotes

Really, thought he got called up to the U21's a while ago as back up, but didnt actually make an appearance. Because of this 'scandle' they wouldn't let him join up with the squad despite selection

Yup, I'm backing him to have a decent season this year. Depends on the formation, rotation and probably the form of Viduka but I can see him up around 15 goals this season. ameobi? Excellent goal ratio since he first got a serious look in from January 2006. If he gets enough regular spells on the pitch, he will get enough goals. but he wont score goals. he's never scored goals consistently in the past and that'll never change. the less games he plays for us the better. fewer

Was a mistake apparently. They were just testing it out to see how it looked and accidentally posted it http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/02072007/4/everton-backtrack-riquelme.html

"76. Beach volleyball (summer, various cities). As friend Mary Buckheit writes of beach volleyball, "Hey guys, here's a tip for you. Quit hoarding $1 bills and slinking off to shady, neon-signed strip clubs. Instead, why don't you check out an attraction you can feel good about?" Why not, indeed?" Beats Chelsea-Arsenal for me

Why do people keep mentioning Stephen Glass? I thought he was a passable left winger, although obviously not in the Scott Sellars league. Paul Dalgleish anyone?

Aye Eh? Managed Notts County. doh

Aye Eh?

Pwn3d tbh

Tomas Ujfalusi has apparently been made available from Fiorentina, so hopefully SA is having a look at him as well or that's who he has been looking at. Am not sure about Rozehnal, France currently have a dogshit league. awful awful awful defender

I thought that was overuse of hyperbole so I checked for myself on wiki: "Height 4.67m"