ElDiablo

Don't want someone playing for us with music tastes that bad. Sorry, but no.

José Enriqué.... Self Pwn? English? Am I gonna get whooshed?

José Enriqué.... Self Pwn?

Hmm?

Lampard and Heskey were the best players tonight to be fair Serious? Thought they were shit, you need more from neat and tidy play from your number 9, Heskey is not a constant goal threat and is piss easy to mark. Lampard was average, not what's required when trying to break down a wall of players. If you don't see anything that Heskey brings to the team then I'm not even going to bother trying to explain because you wouldn't understand. I know what he supposedly brings. But to get the best out of it you need an intelligent striker next to him who'll feed off him - Owen. When playing with Rooney and Walcott up there they're more interested in dropping off looking for the ball rather than feeding off scraps, which is all Heskey creates. (apart from a ball for Defoe's goal tbf.) He's a waste of space without players in and around him, it's a complete contradiction playing him and Rooney up front, imo. BTW, your sentence I quoted makes absolutely no sense, might want to think it through a bit more the next time you try to be patronizing.

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Lampard and Heskey were the best players tonight to be fair Serious? Thought they were shit, you need more from neat and tidy play from your number 9, Heskey is not a constant goal threat and is piss easy to mark. Lampard was average, not what's required when trying to break down a wall of players.

Glad we won but that was boring, relied 4 goals from set pieces. Only got in behind them once, get fuckin Heskey, Walcott and Lampard out the team. In this system Lampard is fucking crap as teams play men behind the ball and he simply isn't the right sort of player for give and go football required to get in behind shit teams that play 10 behind the ball. Defoe is should play on Wednesday for me, not a kneejerk due to his goal but they will no doubt try to defend with 10 and he is the type who can recieve it into feet turn and crack a shot off quickly which is what is required.

It's a tough one between him and Lescott as Lescott's been shit this season.

I think he's a really good player, he's arrogant but meh tbh. Reminds me of Solano, very good crosser and striker of the ball without being lightning quick. I enjoy watching him.

Now: Torres, Bentley Past: Van Nistelrooy, Sheringham

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and first. There will be a reason why he fucked up though. There always is... The rest of the team is shit innit.

We'll no doubt make hard work of it, probably win 2/3-0 and it will be shit.

Could have whooshed GM there, surprised you passed up the opportunity.

Harsh on the fans for the Pompey game, people travelling down would have to get up ridiculously early. 8 is bad enough for me.

For one wild moment I thought you were stating a fact there.

If i send you to Holland for 10 fuckin years i doubt that you'll come back with a diffrent accent, its your language for fucks sake and it dosn't change because you spent a couple of month in another country. It takes far less than 10 years to change an accent. It took about 6 months in London for mine to change. But even if we accept your point as true (which it isn't) what's wrong with forcefully changing your accent to be better understood? it's not the accent that's so ridiculous, it's the fact he misses out words and raises the tone of his voice at the end of a sentance like some foreigners tend to do in a sort of 'do you understand' way in English. So stupid and embarassing.

Mega meh.

Sounds bare safe that goal.

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Our play's too slow for anyone to ever get a chance to shoot from distance, by the time we get up there the other team have 8/9 men back.

He does fuck all beside pass it backwards and make the occasional run down the line. Can hit a good cross but it's only like 1/2 per game, he fucks a lot up too, and dallies on the ball too much.

He verges from the decent to the damn right poor, he played a couple of quality cross field balls today but then gives away a simple 5 yard pass... Only one more game and hopefully he'll be benched.