ElDiablo

I mean it's being bankrolled entirely by American money and follows a structure similar to US competition rules. Forgive me if I feel a bit resentful. Of course yes, not the people etc the business mentality etc.

Should be a good couple of weeks of memes at the very least.

Imagine for example being the Liverpool owner and just shitting all over the Champions league and all it represents to the club, and thinking it was a good idea. Really quite staggering.

Think you're right. We need to go to German model, the experiment really has now failed.

If the chief of PR is a Tory you can probably expect some olive branches soon. Big funds for participant domestic leagues, grassroots etc. Sow the "maybe it's not THAT bad then" seed.

Getting an overwhelming sense of unreality reading through everything. Seems like one of the worst miscalculations of all time.

Another Bruce and Ashley-tastic under prep in the summer then. Another fucking season wasted before it's begun.

My changes in bold. And yeah, that extra striker is hard to justify when it's all laid out. In reality I think Trippier and Lingard will be picked for TAA and Grealish and possibly another CB for Sancho.

Kane DCL Watkins Rashford

Wish he would just sell it to someone like Palotta instead. Feeling more and more like it's more trouble than it's worth all this shite.

Keeping it in the corner.

Worrying how the pressing and shape has gone entirely in the second half. Also this is why Southgate gets criticism, shouldve made a sub 15 mins ago.

Even with everyone fit you struggle to see a win apart from Sheff Utd at home. Maybe Fulham if they're safe by then which by the look of things they will be.

Shocking rule.

I hope by 'players and staff' it means Ritchie left out Bruce when apologising. Get the useless wet egg shot of asap. Would rather go down with Jones tbh.

Only just realised Benteke is playing.

Pumped. 1-3.

Decent player who tried his best and seems a good bloke. Good luck to him.

Harsh as fuck.

I advise everyone to skip this and tune in for the Milan derby afterwards. Be kind to yourselves.

Only a complete humiliation will do. The likes of 2-0/3-0 will be swept under the carpet.

The fun never stops.

Just salty because I forgot to change my captain from Grealish to Bruno.

Fully expecting a Salah brace in the last 20 to bail out all the shitters in my league.