ElDiablo

Quite enjoyed this. A lot of them are very likeable.

The less we hear the better. We just need to scrape up and I think Ashley will be gone one way or another this time next year.

To be fair, though, that's our whole midfield and defence.

Player this lad.

Fucking mess of a human.

We need two new starting central midfielders imo. Hayden and Shelvey should be back ups. No technical ability on the ball between them. Garbage tier Cabaye/Tiote.

Cause this Newcastle United isn't ours. It's a cheap wish.com special made to show off some fat cunts company and just barely exist. And honestly the only hope we have is to make it not worth it for said fat cunt so we can have the club back He clearly hasn't experienced anything other than Ashley. Sad.

Still got the weights in his boots this season I see.

I'm actually disgusted with that result.

Bottom, well clear of second bottom. Rancid shite. Edit - meant in terms of the 20 teams in the league currently.

Not enough Marcus. He's the glue. Kate doesn't seem like a natural 'host' and her bants are dismal.

Lip service from the Government. PL massive earner for the country but also desperate to keep the Saudis onside.

Allan looked a class apart.

Leeds away first game.

I found out the other day that Smalling sounds exactly like Richard Ayoade.

This. All too happy to #wait.

Do the PL have like 6 people working for them? It’s not hard to come up with a fixture list It does seem like it. I also worked with a girl whose boyfriend worked quite high up in the PL, something to do with the refs, and he was a total gimp.

My mate at BT Sport says the PL are in chaos because of scheduling for next season, what with teams in Europe having a delayed start and the Euros the following summer. They're absolutely just ignoring all the noise, letters etc. They probably get lobbied on various things constantly.

Ashley gonna get a huge settlement, then. With no takeover.

I'm a bit cynical about this MP stuff... Just keeping their constituents happy, easy PR win.

Joined as well.

The PL don't have to say anything. They've withdrawn their offer. They'll just sit this out and know it'll all go away in time. They're not going to go running to the buyers desperate for them to change their minds. That'll only happen if the government get seriously involved.

Hope somebody, either the buyers or Ashley takes the PL to the cleaners.

At least it's over. Back to hoping we get relegated then boys.