Paulie Walnuts

Krul and Sels are like day and night - still don't get why we offloaded him.

He'll sort it - keep the faith.

We all just know what's gonna happen. So inevitable.

need to make the extra man count.

saw that

Pardew should've nutted him.

heartbreaking. RIP lads,

Respect Vlad.

Sky reporting northumbria police are investigating an allegation of historical offences in Newcastle.

We wuz emotional after Children in Need and wasn't properly focused today.

No way, one's in her school uniform

Team leader on the apprentice tonight.

Fulham 2 up

Would've started Billy Askew myself.

God I miss the Pardew days

One of the shortest threads for a match. Must be quiet.

the look to the camera when he came out of the dressing room

Pardew on the Premier League Show now on BBC2 - watch it if you can bear it

I was at that match - crazy

What's Tiote's situation?

What with allowing Rafa to manage and agreeing to restructure Sports Direct maybe he's like Ebenezer Scrooge in a Christmas Carol and he'll be dancing in the streets next.

The douchebags signed a shed load of shit players when Keane was in charge

As we've all said for years, Pardewed.

The King