Joe_F

Prifessional footballers who can't head a ball for fucks sake.

Gerrrrinnn

Bought him for £750,000 i think. 18-month contract. Excellent.

Have they bought Kirchoff or is it a loan ?

Great pen

Come on a few more and ruin their goal diff.

Abysmal defending but who cares.

Good lad Catts

For fucks sake

Put your foot through it Ali you cunt

Great decision lol

Palace fan on twitter

Nice that they're showing it on MUTV rather than BT Sport.

Shelvey had a bust up with some of the Swansea fans at the end of the game apparently http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-fc-target-jonjo-10712232

He'd clearly be interested in going to Crystal Palace like No clearly about it maybe he thinks he can get a bigger club or wants to see out his contract or doesn't rate Pardew.

Austin's told him he's not interested then lol

Uncollapsed so far.

"Henri Saivet has had a number of injury problems in the last 18 months, including problems with his ankle, hamstring, thigh muscle and knee. Last season he only managed seven starts in the league." Excellent.

Mugging us off one more time.

Clubs like Leicester, Bournemouth and Norwich making it look easy to sign players nice and early. Fucking mugs.

Palace

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/6833968/Newcastle-United-target-Marseilles-Michy-Batshuayi-in-the-January-window.html

No interest in Koulibaly and not focused on signing a defender according to Ryder.