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Guy Fawkes has ruled himself out. He'd be an explosive appointment tbh. Too much at stake. He'd no doubt burn himself out eventually with all the stress. I think he'd just try to undermine the integrity of the structure. i think he'd try to blow up the houses of parliament, get caught in the process and be burned alive for his crimes. too far? Well, it's still not as bad as sacking Keegan, is it? Well there was fireworks there and all.

That's no way to talk to my missus.

Or Nobby Solano?

That's what I've said, they're trying to make us into another Spurs, not Arsenal. Get in a new manager, promise some ambition, get in a couple of exciting foreigners on the cheap, sell season tickets, and sell whichever players you can get most money from. It wouldn't surprise me if this is a result of Ashley betting against his mate Kemsley that he could make any football club profitable. I've had nagging doubts for a while about the Spurs connections, and this past week hasn't helped dispell such notions.

"It must be boring as fuck being a solicitor compared to the ups and downs as chairman at one of the biggest football clubs in Europe, so I think you should consider coming back," Classic line. I can guarantee that will have been forwarded on to others for a good chuckle.

Any pics at all?

You can almost smell the panic in Parky's typing there, as he desperately claws at the precipice, trying to regain a foothold on footballing reality. Shame you forgot your mountain boots, Parky.

This Arsenal lark is a red herring. They has already won the PL in 91 and the FA Cup in 95 prior to Wengers appointment in 96. "Arsene replaced Bruce Rioch at Highbury in 1996 but prior to officially joining the Gunners from the J-League, Arsenal had, under the Frenchman's advice, signed two French players. They were Remi Garde from Strasbourg and Patrick Vieira from AC Milan. More Frenchmen soon joined the Gunners including Emmanuel Petit (Monaco) and Nicolas Anelka (Paris St Germain). Dutch winger Marc Overmars also joined the club from Ajax Amsterdam." http://www.4thegame.com/club/arsenal-fc/manager-profile/44/arsenewenger.html The PL didn't exist in '91. And Everton might like to know about Arsenal stealing their FA Cup win in 95. Double oops. :lol:

This Arsenal lark is a red herring. They has already won the PL in 91 and the FA Cup in 95 prior to Wengers appointment in 96. "Arsene replaced Bruce Rioch at Highbury in 1996 but prior to officially joining the Gunners from the J-League, Arsenal had, under the Frenchman's advice, signed two French players. They were Remi Garde from Strasbourg and Patrick Vieira from AC Milan. More Frenchmen soon joined the Gunners including Emmanuel Petit (Monaco) and Nicolas Anelka (Paris St Germain). Dutch winger Marc Overmars also joined the club from Ajax Amsterdam." http://www.4thegame.com/club/arsenal-fc/manager-profile/44/arsenewenger.html The PL didn't exist in '91. Oops.

Because he was an idiot when he decided to take on well known gang members of The Crips to impress Suge Knight. Not much of a punchline, but fair enough.

I don't know, why was 2pac shot?

Robbie Keane Robbie Savage Robbie Fowler

Would rather have David Ginola, tbh.

http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/robert-mugabe1.jpg Owen would definitely be out the door. Not sure I'm following your train of thought there

http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/robert-mugabe1.jpg

Mike Ashley created the group "Terminate Ngo's contract immediately". Dennis Wise joined the group "Terminate Ngo's contract immediately". Derek Llambias joined the group "Terminate Ngo's contract immediately".

GEORDIES LOVE ANIL. No surprise there really, we've been getting butt-fucked by the club owners for as long as I can remember.

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/fonz.jpg Aye, get a grip.

The media would have a field day.

Typical French. Solidarité and all that, innit?

Tremendous. Common People by Polyp He came from Bucks, looked like ‘Lukewarm’ from ‘Porridge’ I studied childcare at North Tyneside College, that's where I caught her eye. He told me that he was loaded I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola. He said fine and in thirty seconds time he said, I want to stand with the common people Wear the shirt like the other common people do, I want to drink with common people I want to stand with common people like you. Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do. He bought them drinks at the Bigg Market I don’t know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there. A year later Kevin asked for money, Mike just laughed and said oh you're so funny. He said yeah? Well we wont see anyone else smiling out there. Are you sure you want to live like common people You want to see whatever common people see Squeeze more money from the common people, One crappy year, then make them pay for three? But he didn't understand, he just smiled and waved a grand. Put your fat in a toon top, shave your hair, look like a slob With your cronies, Wise the tool, make our King look like a fool. But still you'll never get it right 'cos when we’re stuck here watching shite - play like West Brom, Stoke and Hull You could call an Arab to fucking sell it all. You'll never live like common people You'll never do what common people do You'll never fail like common people You'll never watch our season slide out of view, and you can dance, drink and screw Because there's no work next day for you. Both wonderful.

Apparently. Find it hard to believe, myself.

Can't be any worse can it? He's much richer and wouldn't be hated by practically every single fan, infact he'd be a hero for getting that tard out of our club. Deja Vu ? I think the hate is a lot stronger towards Ashley than it was Shepherd now, also the guy's the 6th richest in the world, nothing to lose IMO. Could also be the 6th biggest bastard in the world for all we know, though. Could make Ashley look like a saint.

Would Ambani be any different to Ashley? If so, how? And what guarantees would we have? It just looks like frying pan to fire, from where I'm stood anyway.

Need you ask? Ever heard of a "rhetorical question", Neil? http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2007/08/07/neil_student_180_150x180.jpg Yes, mine was one as well. Not sure why that offended you. No offence taken?