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And today the Scottish Daily Mail is linking Newcastle Utd with a certain Scott McDonald for a £6million summer move.

I'm proper appalled at the decline of the English language.

Not really.

Are we still talking about this NSG Stevie nonsense?

Even though its my home town,being in a different league takes away the misfortune of losing to them,and the earhole after.Its bad enough now with us losing every fucking week! Billy...this is a silly question maybe, but do you live near Solihull by any chance?

Well, I'm so fucking sorry, I'm sure.

Bin Middlesbrough Reading Fulham In Leeds Utd Wolves Coventry City If I could have more than 3, I'd also want to bin Wigan and see Sheffield Wednesday back instead.

What's so funny? It's a miracle they have a stadium at all, tbh.

FWIW, my selection: Given Enrique Cacapa Faye Taylor Beye Emre N'Zogbia Milner Owen Ameobi But as others have said this exercise just shows up the problems in midfield so starkly.

I thought it was to make his Howaythetoon forum look busier? My memory isn't brilliant so I could be wrong, didn't he reply to himself? You pair of vicious bastards.

I don't want to say too much mate, his brothers a bad man. NE5's a bit of a dodgy character too like, sort of like a geriatric Tyler Durden, one minute he's NE5, then he's Leazes Mag, Beermonster and Westend Lad and that's only the one's we know of. He's crazy. Sounds as mad as a box of frogs. well done maybe you're not so limited after all Go for a lie down and recharge your decent patter batteries. He'll be gone a while then...

Did they kick off early? Eh?

Whatever you may think about Scottish football, their website's quite fun http://www.eaststirlingshire.com/flash/flash.html

As if. Get back in your cot.

World class wankers.

Fuck off, Emo. [/Erich von Manstain]

Erich von Manstain versus NE5? Bit like Fight Club this. Suppose it's more entertaining than watching the Toon at the moment. I'd bet old NE would triumph. He'd hit Erich with a double whammy of cliches and then finally bore him to death. With a name like Erich von Manstain I suspect NE5 would need to keep his back to the wall and be wary of some underhand tactics.

Always had you down as more of a Fudge packer, Dave. http://www.abitofhome.ca/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/3040906.jpg

Erich von Manstain versus NE5? Bit like Fight Club this. Suppose it's more entertaining than watching the Toon at the moment.

This thread has gone from being potentially brilliant, to being the same as all the others once the usual suspect(s) got involved. you're right of course, all it lacked was a "splash the cash you fat bastard" What the fuck are you on about? do you copy and paste every post you make No it's a serious question as you seem like a fully fledged flid that deserves his eyelids welded together. it isn't so difficult to work out I am going to wrap a shopping trolley around your head and smash a paving slab into your teeth. Classic. Such a witty riposte. Devastating!

The Messiah versus some Fat Spanish Waiter. He'll make a Paella out of us.

aye, the teams current position is funny isn't it booboo That is exactly what he was implying. Have a Chomp bar for your efforts. http://thebigsweet.com/Images/BritishProducts/Cadbury/chomp-bar-med.gif Are they really only 10pence each?

Christ Almighty though, I wish the transfer window was still open til the end of March.

there was a bloke a few seats away from me who was laughing at the end yesterday, it wasn't you was it ? Hysteria, most probably.