GM

Play Viduka as a deep-lying forward, in a diamond formation, with Zoggy on the left, Beye on the right, Cacapa behind him in a defensive midfield role - with Martins and Owen up front and a back four of Edgar, Taylor, Geremi and Enrique. EDIT: And I suppose, Harper in goal. Not that having a goalie makes any difference.

£19.6million in one night. That's about 32pence per person right across the country.

Get out of MY thread. Consider it done.

Seriously, neither of you are going to come out of this one looking any better than the other.

Woah! Woah! Woah there big guy...what are you saying here? Are you saying we shouldn't try and create a massively pointless and irritating thread quote pyramid then? Yes That's Exactly What I'm Saying. Yup. Right. Gotcha.

Keegan should replace Milner with this little lad: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1880000/images/_1884441_burkeceleb300.jpg

Woah! Woah! Woah there big guy...what are you saying here? Are you saying we shouldn't try and create a massively pointless and irritating thread quote pyramid then?

Or, alternatively...we could just get you one of these... http://rwcdax.here.ru/GIF/head2.gif Oh, wait. You already had one.

And the Keegan's been saying he's been keeping his eye on several players in the Scottish Premier League... Coincidence? I think not.

I knew when I opened this thread exactly what to expect: loads of "OMG!!!111. Get him to the Toon! He'd be ace"... But how do you know he'd work out? How do you know he'd not end up presenting the same rotten old shite as has been seen recently? You don't. It's just yet another teenage football wanking fantasy, isn't it?

Uses them as toilet paper apparently. The fans, I mean.

I'm hoping it's just coincidence that Keegan's coming out with this chat about Scottish players the very same day Gretna announced they're going into administration, thereby making their entire squad redundant.

you're "past caring" ? Like I said, you've seen nowt. But you "cared" when the board you slate ran the club mackems.gif What a plonker Quoting for posterity. You nobjockey. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mad as a box of frogs.

If someone behaved in person like NE5 does on here, I shit you not, he would be sectioned and trollied off to the nearest nuthouse. Although now we're entering the sphere of rabid delusions; he's making shit up now. Laughable, if only it wasn't so fucking tragic.

When have I said I'd stop supporting the club? You're not just a total fucking bore, NE5, you're a dangerous mentally-deluded fantasist too. Get help. Seriously.

Yawn. Tragic. NE5, you're such a tragic figure. I've no idea what a truly shit board is. So what? Your sole raison d'etre seems to be to tell younger, newer fans they don't know how bad things can get. You seem to revel in it. In much the same way as the lunatic in the asylum who has smeared shit all over himself and the walls of his padded cell, only to spend the next x number of days rocking back and forth chanting "Shit board? Shit board? I'll show you a shit board!"

Yawn.

Don't sugar coat it for the kids, Mick. It's best to be cruel to be kind, really. Get the grieving process started nice and early, that way the shock of the final day of the season will be lessened.

It doesn't sit right with any of us, of course, but I think we need to accept the harsh realities of where we are, and where we're headed, and just exactly where our place is in the footballing world these days.

Bristol and Hull are big cities, big clubs. Big enough, surely, to deserve a place in the top division?

Don't see why you're being so indignant, tbh. If the likes of Hull or Bristol City are good enough to win promotion, and we're as shit as we currently are, then that's that, really.

Past caring. Or so I like to keep telling myself. I think I'm most probably just in denial that things have really got this bad...

You did. Oh, you did.

Unfair to spackers, tbh.