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You must be paying a fortune in domain costs. What with that website you have of nabbing unsuspecting females and torturing them. Aptly titled "Gorillas In The Mist." Que? Roughly translates as: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Link? Fuck off! This is me you're talking to, not NE5. What's with this "Link?" shit?

If we get relegated I'll just switch allegiance to another team, who actually win things. I'll probably switch to Manchester United. And I may also get my hair done in corn rows, cos I've always thought that would look dead good. And then I'll set up a website all about myself and how great it is to support Manchester United. It'll be great.

You should change your username to Jonah. As Dave is from Leeds, Yorkshire, what about something like Yorkie? As he supports Newcastle maybe he could use Geordie. I am putting it out there but maybe Dave could be Yorkie-Geordie Nah. Dave may be daft, but he's not brain dead.

You should change your username to Jonah.

Typical foreigner, nodding off when the going gets tough. Come to think of it, Dave's from Leeds...Smith (who is SHITE) played for Leeds, Milner played for Leeds, Viduka (ahem!) played for Leeds, Wise (twat) managed Leeds... I see a pattern here...IT'S ALL DAVE'S FAULT that we're so shit! Blame Dave!!!

Have we yet finally established if Ashley's prime motivation here is to have the club as an expensive toy for himself, or as a potential investment, or if this is all just some massive joke at our expense by a cartel of Spurs fans?

Aye, but you're also pretty sure that you're incredibly witty and amusing, and believe me...that is not the case, either.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=A1YourView&xml=/sport/2008/03/08/sfnwin308.xml Blame Toon board, not loyal Newcastle fans By Henry Winter Last Updated: 1:10am GMT 08/03/2008 Have your say Read comments It has become fashionable to accuse the Toon Army of being part of the problem at Newcastle United. As if their yearning for decent football can be deemed a crime. As if their turning up week in, week out, paying good money for bad football, made them guilty souls deserving of the Gallowgate's original usage. # Rob Stewart: Keegan is still up for the fight # Beardsley hoping for another gem # Newcastle United homepage Once again, Newcastle fans will head in their thousands to Anfield today, knowing they could be on the receiving end of some more torture of the 4-3 variety. Once again, they will sing their hearts out, giving another display of blind faith over stark reality. # Fantasy Football: Britain is Great again in Europe # Football fans' forum The supporters are not the problem at Newcastle. The problem lies with a board who are setting fire to the handbook of accepted club-building wisdom, with a manager incapable of organising a defence and with certain stars who do not play with pride in that famous black-and-white shirt. www.telegraph.co.uk/winter

And then, suddenly, it dawned on young Andy that his best chance of getting any sort of a game was to make a break from the dross that surrounded him and head straight for Murrayfield instead. keegan........."we're ready for murrayfield at the weekend now." Stop copying my posts, madarse.

I'm in denial about us being anywhere near relegation. It's just not something I can cope with right now. "...you've got to acc-en-tuate the positive, el-im-inate the negative..."

Although I know you can do better.

Close, but no cigar.

And then, suddenly, it dawned on young Andy that his best chance of getting any sort of a game was to make a break from the dross that surrounded him and head straight for Murrayfield instead.

If you use the search button you will see that I've not said we deserve to go down at all, so please don't make out I said things that I didn't. Btw are you saying we wouldn't be in a relegation scrap if Allardyce had stayed? Actually, I do think we may have been OK in terms of points gained in some of the last few matches if Allardyce had stayed - but only just - and it would have been turgid as he would have got Kevin Nolan in - but there was no way Ashley could have done anything other than get shot of Sam - there'd have been a public lynching by now the way the resentment towards his style of football was boiling up.

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Both are masters of psychological warfare, tactically astute, strong, ruthless. Wenger is the more reptilian of the two.

Why do people think it's funny or original or witty or even fucking necessary to come out with such pathetically cliched lines when referring to taller people. It's just dull. Stop it.

Just a shame it isn't a real sport. Why? It's American. and created by a canadian Bloody hell, really? Even worse then.

Just a shame it isn't a real sport. Why? It's American.

im back now, but im not going to post much Every cloud...

No idea. Does it matter? There's other players who do the same and can play a strikers role too.

Another midget striker, no thanks. He's not bad though, good attitude and is good on his day. It said he'd be bought with a view to competing with Owen for a place in the team. Someone's leaving from our front line.