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Should make for some entertaining headlines when he takes the Youth Team out on the razz to meet Jimmy Fivebellies. Dentist's chair should be compulsory part of training, tbh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40894000/jpg/_40894629_delia.jpg I can't wait for... OI ROEDER!!! WHERE ARE YOU???!! LET'S BE 'AVING YOU!!! LET'S BE 'AVING YOU!!!!

This'll be why Souness turned down Bolton, you know...it's in the bag. Souness for Spurs. Oh yes. Please.

When it comes to playing as a team, you have to concede that Scotland have put the English team to shame at times. Wee 'Eck has got them playing for each other in a way Second Choice Steve could only dream about.

A surprising choice to say the least. Did they not consider Ottmar Hitzfeld at any stage then?

Shame. I've got to admit I always quite liked Coventry City.

To me? To you Bye Now. I didn't expect you to answer me, but HTL has put together all the relevant points into a single post for you, and you still don't. I think that speaks volumes. Bye. Can't wait for the next riveting instalment.

I'm sure the commentator said something like "a third turd had travelled up the A1" to see the game. You may have misheard. Most probably did sound like "a third"...

You won't get much, their in League One. THEY'RE not THEIR, tbh.

mackems.gif Delayed reaction, just got to this thread.

You're funny.

Love it.

I think you must be looking in the mirror when you made those last.... er...silly...comments. The vast majority aren't bigots eh ? Of course it isnt the majority who drape themselves in the irish tricolour is it ? Oh no. (Bollocks its not) Its not the majority who sing religously offensive crap ? (Bollocks its not) When Celtic come to town or on the ol' telly, do you plug in the iPod, bump up the volume, and close your eyes ? And that (in a mirror-image way, seeing as we began with mirror-related comments) goes for the other bunch too. Certainly. But it doesnt get away from the fact that IT WAS AN ASSAULT BY A CELTIC FAN ON AN OPPOSITION PLAYER Jesus how ***** clear does it have to be ? ? ? One pillock that should have been seen by the CELEBRATING Stewarts. No effort made to stop him. Therefore Celtic must take full blame. They employ the stewarts. Therefore THEY are responsible. If you can't see how ironic it is that you're making sweeping generalisations about a group of people, based solely on your own warped world view, then really there's nothing I can do to help you. But at least do me and yourself the favour of not going out of your way to be a myopic, narrow-minded idiot.

For fuck's sake. It's not the Stewarts. It's the Stuarts.

agreed. Deduct the points, make them play the rest of their matches behind closed doors. Also ban them from playing any more friendlies down here, of any type. We don't want their vermin, bigotry and crap. Last time I posted this I was castigated for it, then they came along in the summer to entertain us again with their antics Can't help feeling you're overreacting a wee bit there. Not all Celtic fans are bigots who make sweeping generalisations to characterise an entire fanbase... (*ahem*...)

Eurosport only just catching up with this breaking news, it seems... Mind, you've got to wonder what the point is of publishing these stories about Shepherd now. Someone (not pointing the finger, like) but someone seems to be on a bit of a mission to totally ruin the man now.

well would you prefer a dyer thats injured all the time (in this case for 6 months) or smith... Shit. Fark *cough*

Clearly time for a more humane solution. http://www.warrenncgop.com/Shoot_the_dog.jpg Same goes for the dog too.

Really? If so, that would have to be the most insane thing I've heard for a while - I thought Ballack & Mourinho don't see eye to eye...wasn't that what this was partly about in the first place? They've been chasing Ballack for ages. Aye, it's just kinda funny that Mourinho and Ballack could both end up at the same club that gets me.

So are you calling that a "7" for N'Zogbia overall then, or what?

Really? If so, that would have to be the most insane thing I've heard for a while - I thought Ballack & Mourinho don't see eye to eye...wasn't that what this was partly about in the first place?

Don't mention the machine gun attack.... Oh the commentator just did.

Deary me. Martins!

What was all that about with Curbs just now?