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Are you saying that James (aka T27) should be the club mascot? :parky:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7286/newcastlell2.jpg Yep. That's what I was afraid of...

Make Morph manager and that day could come quicker than you'd think.

http://blackorwhiteforever.free.fr/titre_heal_the_world.jpg

Signed for Oldham? As in OLDHAM the place where they hand out penalty points like sweeties, like they're going out of fashion? Hah! He'll need to drive with a fair bit more care and attention round there I can tell you. Of course the lad should be allowed to rebuild his life and career - but you can't but help feel sympathy for the family (of the victim)...

Just think that THIS ^^^ deserved at least SOME appreciation.

Why? Has he fucked his knee as well? Nowhere nearly as bad as he fucked the club.

Another one I learned from my school days up here in Scotland: "If I had the wings of an eagle If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly right over to Ibrox And shit on the bastards below Shit on Shit on Shit on the bastards below below Shit on Shit on Shite on the bastards below" etc.

"He's gay, he's bent His arse is up for rent... It's Ian Durrant...It's Ian Durrant...."

Shite goalie, like. EDIT: Aye. My broadband is really slow at the moment. Shite joke in any case.

Haven't been able to watch the game yet, but from what I've picked up we seem still to have the familiar capacity to self-destruct having just scored. Surely though, it's too early to be getting hysterical about this - Sam's team's barely had time to bed in, anyone being depressive about things needs to take a deep breath and check themselves, tbh. Give it time. I'm encouraged that we've yet to lose so far.

What? Shag her or beat her with a crutch Shag her. Then beat her for going anywhere near that Drunken twat Robson. Agreed. A trawl through the Wikipedia modifications history reveals she's apparently fond of a bit of sausage, and can suck the proverbial satsuma through a hose pipe.

Maybe Ashley's weighing up a £30 million loss against the greater earning potential presented by Spurs. I'm in the "no smoke without fire" camp on this but none of this really makes business sense. But then, I doubt traditional business sense applies in this scenario.

I know how to eradicate diving in the box. Just don't wash the box for a while. Resulting smell should hopefully provide more than adequate deterrent.

Would you nail her?

So then, returning to the Bjork theme, we've established that these rumours "Possibly Maybe" absolute tosh.

Whaling.

How does anyone get BUMMED in the FACE?

Aye, fantastic to sell our best striker for 7mill less than we paid You should be a manager tbh. Since when has what a club paid for a player ever determined how much he is actually worth on the transfer market? I thought you were meant to be good with numbers and all that stuff.

Excellent article on this in last Sunday's Observer, reproduced here for those who missed it: http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,2147108,00.html

Not before time. His ownership of any British football club should never have been permitted.

Oh, for fucks sake man, behave. Like he does his own weekly food shopping.

Aye, right! As if!!! You crack me up with your mad-cap ideas, man!

bur he played at kingston park last night, Maybe he flew back there last night. God, I'm a genius. pretty pointless though dont you think? and he lives in ponteland im pretty sure? He commutes by helicopter. Pretty sure of that. I thought that was why there was a whole row about him wanting to train as a helicopter pilot a wee while back? Does he not spend most of his time down in that place in Cheshire where he bought a whole street for his family? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/01/nowen01.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/01/01/ixnewstop.html

Probably just got back from Old Trafford, tbh.