Crumpy Gunt

I'm going to find out Tuesday morning if i can get some train tickets. Approx £50rtn

Don't care a fuck hopefully WBA and the play-off winners will occupy two of the three positions we need to avoid next season.

what kind of price was it last year mate? £46rtn and i'll try keep it at that if i can. (£28u16)

They've won twice in four months and have moved from the edge of danger to almost certain safety. In Cana and Cattermole they have zero creativity and yet sit just on top of the shite at the bottom. Liverpool tore them a new one today. It goes without saying that Bent is the only thing between SAFC and relegation. Roll on a good old Beckham-esque injury for Bent next August. That's how shit it is down in the basement. If Ashley does anything reasonably decent in the transfer market it'll give us a decent chance of staying up next season where I think WBA and the Play-Off winners will be favourites to drop.

WITHOUT TEMPTING FATE. I'll try my best to sort train tickets out if (nay, WHEN) they get there. Took a shitload down last season and had a cracking day out. Much cheaper than the charabanc the club ran!

A positive result next Saturday and its Wembley time - again.

I'd be just as happy to see both die in the same car crash.

Carroll had surgery yesterday. I doubt he'll be in the squad for tonighht.

Barton is back!

They defend deep and their one they keep up top took the piss out of our defence. Good goal mind.

Assuming of course that we can complete the job this season. 13 -17th for me. Stay up being the be all and end all in reality.

I hope we do it at Peterborough. As it's a game sandwiched between two SKY fixtures that would piss them off just like they've pissed us off. So Peterborough for me.

I thought that the criteria for bringing in any new signings was that they had to be just as good if not better than you already have. I'd like to know who Hughton thinks he's better than. Complete and utter shite.

is this confirmed or should some dash out to put lots of money on it ? Get your house on it if you still can

Dowie has the job.

I hope the orange faced cunt has cancelled his singing lessons. Leaves NUFC as the only club with a coloured manager - and he's whiter than Phil Brown.

They pulled us in on the A19. They told us they were acting on 'information recieved' I'm not joking when I say that at least 6 squad cars, 2 vans and as one copper was happy to enlighten us an ARU as well. And the dogs! They 'detained' us for 30 minutes while they filmed us, nigh on took the bus apart looking for what I haven't a clue. Drink likely! There was none. And post match a lad 12 years old got hit by a missile flung from the smoggie bastards and cut his head. Paramedics had to patch him up. Aye same happned to me. You were probabaly on same bus as me, if you were on the one thatthe lad got hit on the head. Where you in the top house before?

Why isn't Hughton in the list?

They fucked up completely.

They pulled us in on the A19. They told us they were acting on 'information recieved' I'm not joking when I say that at least 6 squad cars, 2 vans and as one copper was happy to enlighten us an ARU as well. And the dogs! They 'detained' us for 30 minutes while they filmed us, nigh on took the bus apart looking for what I haven't a clue. Drink likely! There was none. And post match a lad 12 years old got hit by a missile flung from the smoggie bastards and cut his head. Paramedics had to patch him up.

Apart from Bellamy that's a good team of misfits. I wouldn't go 3 at the back though with that lot of shite!

Darren Bent has a 'bottom half' clause in his contract that allows him to leave for the price he arrived at. Will likely want to move to a Club that offers top 8 which I seriously doubt NUFC could think of offering.

You think he should've made the starting XI?

GK - Given DF - Domi DF - Sansom DF - Marcelino DF - Goma MF - Duff MF - Emre MF - Jenas CF - Martins CF - Owen CF - Viduka Subs - Harper, Pistone, Boumsong, Hamann, Guivarch. Manager - Keegan Feel free to amend as you see fit. Had to be 4-3-3 because it's the only way to work them three spineless bastards in up front.

If Hughton stays and has player put on him then we'll be relegated - badly relegated.