Crumpy Gunt

Martins. (Bellamy) Dyer (Tuncay) Babayaro (Baines) Carr. (Nobby will do) Could all be replaced with better (in brackets). And likely for less than we'll get for them. (not that money is the issue anymore) Assuming Owen stays Martins will be effectively benchbound and we saw how he took to that situation at Watford. Sam said 2 players for each position Owen/Martins Viduka/Shola. Dyers a cunt and Tuncay is free. Baba - lazy shirking twat. Baines is the right age at the right price (£5m'ish)

Bellamy and Robert = Champions League No Bellamy and Robert = nowhere. Them there are the irrefutable facts.

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Very simplistic view. The Halls are in financial trouble and needed out quick. Shepherd and the Halls have raped the club for over a decade and it is mainly OUR money they've used to make their lives more comfortable. I doubt whether either party has put up £10m between them to attain the positions they achieved. In fact £10m could be way over the top in an estimation. Good riddance to the cunts. On the positive though Ashley should finance at least one major signing before the end of the transfer window - he'll need to convince the rank and file he means business. Sams shopping list will suddenly have became totally different to the one him and Shepherd were working on.

I would've had McFaddons for Everton - dinked over the advancing defender and volleyed into the bottom corner. Pure Man U arselicking Brazilian cunt.

Thank fuck he's gone. There wasn't a single day he was at the Club that I thought him worthy of wearing the shirt. He was never the type of player we needed.

I was gutted and embarrassed when we signed him. Annoyed wasn't the word. But the fella proved a lot of folk wrong chipping in with some decent goals and his honest approach to the game. He is though limited in his ability but not in his effort. I'll not give him any shit if/when he plays against us.

He turned down the mackems to sign for Wigan.

I see Owen as our Owen. I see Viduka doing Shearers job better than Shearer did it after his legs* went (*when we sold Bellamy) and I see Martins as the thick twat I thought, but now know he is. Owen and Viduka every time for me.

Self pitying cunt. Spent a whole career trying to put himself in the spotlight and his biggest moment he got his comeuppance and fucked up big style. Whinging twat!

Viduka is as good as signed. Owen will also be staying.

I wonder why we still have to sell before we buy. Not that I care a fuck over Parker departing but the Barton purchase is entirely dependant on the Parker sale being finalised it would seem. Perhaps not much at this stage has changed.

2 weeks ago their site was telling everyone that there was no sense in letting Bramble leave the Club. They are now using the word 'lummox' to describe him..... Sort of an embarrassing contradiction.

Sweden v Denmark 3 each. Ref sends off Danish player on linesman recomendation (off the ball incident in penalty box) Danish fan then runs on pitch to attack ref and ref has now left the pitch with 2 mins remaining.

Ryan Giggs being applauded off by the very fans he willingly refused to play in front of on dozens of occasions. 60 odd caps in 16 years suggests he held Wales in very low esteem. Thick Welsh twats.

I doubt I've seen a player as over rated as Parker. I couldn't understand how he ever ended up at SJP. He came with an appaling record and didn't improve it one bit over his two years here. Amazing it appears we made a profit.

Derek fucking Boeteng. This time last week I'd never fucking heard of him. His playing career in Sweden and Greece suggests he has Oguchi written all over him.

£8.5m is probably £5m more than his true worth.

A11 BSS is parked up behind SOS1 outside the Shepherd household as of the last 30 minutes. Business definitely going on.

Who cares - he's better than what we've got.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/6703189.stm

Last season Barton 4 Milner 7 N'Zogbia 3 Emre 2 Butt 2 Duff 2 Dyer 2 Parker 1 So more than all our central midfielders pllaying in a shit team

He is an all round better player than the two you mention.

Be interesting to see how many assists Barton has compared to Emre/Parker.

What do you think about signing Joey Barton? Obviously he has a bit of a temper but I'm hoping Sam could curb that and we could get to see some excellent football from the lad as we know hes capable I'd be delighted if both signed.