Crumpy Gunt

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eshould take confidence in the knowledge that ardew was the manager who benched Tevez and Mascherano at WHU. I'm certain some clever dicky will be able to identify the players he played in their place.

Unless Pardew gets his fucking finger out this relegation form will continue. No, we wont go down because as bad as we've been we'll get another ten points but we could easily finish mid bottom half. Ashley made it clear where we finish is immaterial the moment he decided 'a striker wasn't needed' - or 'we wont go down now i'll keep the pounds in the bank' Pardews tactics are getting more shite as the weeks go by. Absolutely no one I know would have Obertan near the team. Vuckic starting at Liverpool - his amazing 'we should have been more posiitive' statement post match showed his for what I fear he is. He's about half way to undoing all the good work of the first ten games. Mid bottom half.

Obertans declared himself fit. We have little or no chance.

I see Robbie Keane being touted for a two month loan deal. Cover for Ba? No big committment. I'd go for it.

When we do I wonder how many will actually go and buy it.

I hope his injury spreads to Leon Best.

Tiote again takes the game awa from us by giving away a needless free kick in a dangerous area. He's becoming a liability. His passing is poor. His keeping possesion is poor. And hes finally masterered the 'Parker Pirhouette' to perfection. Obertans fucking USELESS. And Ryan Taylor should never again start at left back. Simpson, piss poor. Other than that....

His second touch is an effort to regain possession. Bloke is utterley shite.

Vuckic will constatntly drop ack to make a 5 man midfield.

The BBC send a full production team to the host nation whenever they cover a major sporting event. They then almost 100% take the host nations TV coverage of which they have zero input. It culd all quite easily be done with a skeleton staff in the host nation and the studio and guests in a studio in Manchester or London or wherever they film from these days. It could bring down to millions what costs tens of millions.

It would be handy if you lived or could meet reasonably close to North Shields. (I'll come to you) Please drop me a PM.

Why dont you come down? I've still got a spare seat and ticket.

I've still got 2 spare seats and tickets if anyone fancies it. Drop me a PM

The fact Man U got their 'star' player a lengthy ban will gaul them all the more. Horrible scouse cunts.

I've got some spare tickets for this. Anyone interested drop me a PM. Can come with or without transport.

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Fucking utter garbage today. Basic control is fuck all to do with fitness or lack of.

Probably the one big positive tonight after Ba's goals. He never stopped trying to make himself available mainly to be ignored constantly. Must be close to covering the most ground tonight. Sweet left peg and nearly pulled a stunner out the hat.

Fucking infuriating yesterday. Had everyone lined up to attack the back post and he never got past the front post. Free kicks the same.

It wasn't funny yesterday watching him hit the first man time after time.

I hope Cabye is watching MOTD2. Bellamy just showed him how to deliver a corner.

I seriously think HBA is on the rocky road out the door. If he couldn't get ito that team - totally bereft of anything today - then he has to accept now Pardew just doesn't fancy him. Obertn FFS - how shit can one player be?

Without having backread the thread does Maiga have any underlying or recent injury history? Makes you wonder wwhen Ba and Marveux sailed through theirs. Unless attention has switched elsewhere?