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On the bright side, at least Perez will come back in.

Obertan is fucking turd.

Conservatively estimating his wealth at £3.75b means he could pay that £7500.00 fine EVERY DAY for the next 500,000 days before he'd be skint (and that's not even allowing for interest build up in the meantime). That's about 1370 years before his money would run out. Top work SFA.

Probably a City fan tbf.

Absolutely this. Anybody buying a ST next year is basically saying they are happy to be bummed by the regime.

This cunt's going to get the job FT isn't he?

I fucking hate everything we stand for. How can this cunt even dare to mention the SBR link? 'I don't want it too entertaining..........' I mean, seriously, what the fuck? A 'realistic' target shouldn't even be discussed with the group. He should be telling them to go out and play every game to win. That's a fucking target for you, you fucking donut face.

Like comparing brown dog shit and white do shit. Whichever it is, you wouldn't want to step in it.

Is that his bit on the side sitting in the back?

Gonna think twice before putting any Johnsons baby oil on the bairn after his bath tonight tbh.

Big Al basically saying what we all have in this thread; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11443126/Alan-Shearer-Newcastle-United-are-devoid-of-ambition-and-hope-under-Mike-Ashley-and-the-fans-will-walk-away.html

1. Pardew left. 2. Perez. 3. The past.

He's fucking toilet man. Absolutely shite.

5 things NUFC should do now De Boer is staying. 1. Appoint John Carver. He's a Geordie, don't you know? 2. Appoint AP's old Number 2. Apparently he knows SBR. 3. Appoints SBR's old Assistant. Apparently he knows Gary Speed. 4. Appoint Gary Speed's old Assistant Manager mate. He's impressed Mourinho. 5. Appoint some tool that Mourinho patronised and fucking laughed at behind his back. Even better if he's a Geordie.

Nice one, how much, about 300? Just shy of £200 by my reckoning.

I'm guessing part of the interview process involved agreeing to be bound by confidentiality agreements etc. Can't let myself believe it's anything more than that.

Here Here. Fucking dreadful attitude. If the favourites always won every game then nobody would fucking watch the game. Pack of cunts.

Also, on the cups comment, you only have to look at the number of 'nothing teams' who have made it to semi's/finals over the last few years to see that there is serious hope of, even if not winning the cup, raising the fans hopes (again, if that's not what sport is about, then what is it?) and also his company profile (if that's all he's in it for).........

You say that but Liverpool (and Arsenal to a lesser extent due to their pipeline) is very much in the hands of the Manager. Before Rodgers arrived they finished poorly and looked a mess and, as for Arsenal, we've not seen them without Wenger for years so nobody knows what that looks like but if you look at the problems Man Utd have had in replacing SAF then it's fair to say there are no guarantee's at Arsenal either. It's a sporting competition, well a set if you include the cups, that we should start each season with the intention of winning. However unrealistic that is. Because that's what sport is about. Do you think we'd have all these millions of sporting stories and movies, about unsung heroes, if Rocky gets twatted in the first few fights? No. They're are about dreams, in the same way sport should be. It should not be about going to Man City and effectively telling the team that they've got the day off because nobody expects them to do anything. The other thing about the premiership which is never really reported/seems overlooked is that there are 20 teams in the league with only 3 at risk of failure. There are 7 chances at glory. Or, at least, what we would consider glory (even the Eufa cup would again represent progress). Literally more chance of succeeding than failing and still we aim for that floaty bit in the middle.

Must be thinking he's dodged a bullet after watching that heap of shite. Yet for us it's a bit like 'here's what you could've won'.

Carver standing there with a dazed and confused look. Oh no, that's just a replay from before kick off.

Deserves all the abuse he gets the fucking lickspittle that he is.

I'm sure he can bring something to the table, even with a collapsed lung. Fuck it, the head coach turns in everyday with a collapsed brain and is still getting paid.

Totally agree. The lack of integrity is absolutely astounding. Something like 92% of fans in their poxy vote didn't want Carver and they choose to ignore that and continue to talk him up. Quite clearly back in bed with the club. Obvious a deal has been done via NUFC's PR consultant. He arrived, the 'independent chronicle' changed tone and then they were brought back into the fold and they've only written club inspired stories since. Why bother? In exchange for a fistpumps headline every couple of weeks or a weekly line from John C Thicket? Utterly shameful excuse for a RAG and for sports journalism.

Still a cunt. Hope Arsenal trounce them tomorrow.