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'Here Luke, I've not had me payoot just yet, any chance yer can stick oot an article saying that things are tekking a turrrn for the worse like Son?'

Strange that the other 19 clubs didn't have any issues with the Burnley takeover which was leveraged to fuck and completely innappropriate. Then again, they're no threat....................................How strange indeed.

My strong preference would be that we buy 3/4 'proven' PL Players such as JWP etc and then augment that with lots of players with potential such as Bellingham before he went to BVB.

I vote for Thanks For Buying Our Club Please Ask Bruce to the Saudi Embassy to Collect His P45! NUFC 1892 NUFC

Currently beavering away on a goodbye piece for his besy buddy and writing out some character references for him for the Port Vale and Preston jobs.

Honestly, wouldn't want either. I suppose, at least, Shelvey would have a golf partner though.

Amen to that.

In order: 1) Bruce gone 2) Charnley gone 3) Whole place fumigated 4) Sports Direct Signage gone 5) Appoint of new DoF 6) Appoint a new manager 7) Ban Luke Edwards for life 8) Set fire to a Mike Ashley cardboard cut out in the centre circle after we beat Spurs.

Poor little Luke's last ever NUFC exclusive.

Genuinely don't know mate. It's just felt 'written in the stars' as his destiny. And he's probably one of the only 'names' big enough to get some time off their fans after Klopp. He's got massive shoes to fill imho.

Charnley pretending he can't find the keys whilst all the players train in the background . 'Yep, sorry Amanda, Mike must've taken them. I'll get some more cut over the next few days, sorry months'.

She'll be like 'What. The. Fuck?'. £305m for this shithole. Fuck me.

My thoughts with Luke Edwards (@imtts) at this difficult time.

Ha ha - Keef would say that man. Not like him to take credit now is it?!? I'll always remember him saying at the start how he was a 'normal' fan who didn't want the limelight and, when this was all over, he'd fuck off into the background. Let's hope he's true to his word tbh.

Has to be Mandy by Manilow, surely? 'ohhhhh Mandy, you came and you saved us from Ashley and that sets you apart, oh Mandy..............'

@GregSuperb there on Newsnight batting away the interviewers agenda. GET IN!

Don't see the Gerrard thing at all tbh. Even if he was superb (and let's face it, we don't know that yet), he's nailed on to follow Klopp at Liverpool over the next few years.

Fulham away under Rafa (his last game). Next one: ASAP. Can’t wait to take my kids.

Would be the best 'fuck you' to Qatar also. Which, I'll be honest, I'd enjoy.

Loved your earlier post @LFEE- a thing of absolute beauty.

Couldn't give two fucks if we never hear about the cunt again. Get this chat to fuck Stiff.

Proper CDM too.

Yeah fuck off Luke. You’re still a cretin.

Really? I'd say it's about as militant as you can get if 40000 folks would down tools until it was sold. Just a shame it's a pipedream with folks like Hurst influencing the fanbase and yet funding Ashley's regime at the same time.

Well said @Yorkie- Mike Ashley has literally one of the thinnest skins going. How else do have the fans garnered a reaction out of him previously? Certainly not from sitting on their hands, flogging jigsaws or worrying about sanitary wear in the loo's. Bruce is also mega thin-skinned, so he's ripe for targetting. So, for all these people that think it won't work, it will but you've got to be prepared to do something else on a Saturday afternoon for a few months. Not hard, is it?