Minhosa

Is that a done deal?

If you could only have 3 more signings this window, bearing in mind what you feel we need to give us the best shot of survival, which 3 (in order) do you pick? Must be players we've been linked with lately. For me, 1) Carlos 2) Botman 3) Kamara I've gone for Carlos slightly ahead of Botman based purely on the fact he's in his prime and should be 'ready' from the off whereas Botman might need a bit more of an adjustment period... Kamara because we absolutely need legs in midfield.

Nah, not Saudi I wouldn't have thought?

What do you do out there @McCormick?

I worked in Saudi for a while back in 2003/4 and remember after I landed in Bahrain and was driven across the causeway, the Saudi Immigration guys searched my luggage and hand luggage. I'd bought a few magazines for the flight (GQ that sort of thing) and the fuckers ripped out every page showing females . So, like a fucking Chanel advert with Kylie Minogue or some fucker, spraying perfume; Ripped Ooooot. The magazine I got back had about four pages hastily held together by what I can only imagine was some Saudi Customs Agents spunk.

Is Veretout even that good?

Yep - can see that.

Fuck! No. His legs can no longer cash the cheques his ego thinks they can.

Tin hat on but, based on my very limited Dennis Wise scouting, he doesn't appear a natural finisher tbh.

Nketiah NOT leaving this month. Confirmed by Arteta.

There was talk earlier this week that they'd be prepared to let him leave on loan this window. Seems strange, I'd have thought Rafa would've liked him.

I have a fancy we’ll get Dele Alli in late in the window.

And is a cunt. Thanks for confirming.

I’m gonna pretend we paid £25m for Trippier and £12m for Wood and make myself feel much better about the whole thing tbh.

Luke Edwards IS a cunt though, right? Surely we can unanimously agree on that?

Given a straight choice between him now for £25m or the kid from Reims for £30m, I’d take Wood every time. He’s not flashy but he knows how to lead a line and he’ll give us a much needed focal point without Wilson. He’s by no means a dream signing but he’s a pragmatic one and one I can fully get behind given the situation we are in.

And Wigan’s next three games are all against teams in the bottom 4!

Woah!

Burnley have signed Mbappe for £24m.

Fuck clean off with this shite man.

The second worst thing to have happened to her in the last 45 years.

We have - the Pet Hates thread.

Should've offered them £50m straight cash or £55m + Hendrick.

Sounds like one for the future - Saturday.

Never heard of him. Will take him.