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http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/20792 Better than me at football and fit (aerobic capacity wise that is).

I heard he'll be flying a NETD euro fighter jet in the Sunderland Airshow with his wingman Yohan and will then parachute directly into the press conference through the roof into the outstretched arms of Pardew.

Don't luuk back in anger. We still have Shola.

They also reckon they should stick in a bid for Walcott. Are they that delusional?

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A bid has been received from an unknown Russian club (in todays Journal). They would probably pay higher wages than us, but would you want to live in Russia if you were black?

Journal says Debuchy deal is getting closer and he could be signed before we start pre-season. Not sure what to make of it tbh could be all bollocks.

On a side note, I don't think MJ is supposed to be taking popcorn out of his mouth.

Telegraph also reporting this. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9375696/Newcastle-United-have-been-priced-out-of-a-move-for-Luuk-de-Jong-fears-manager-Alan-Pardew.html

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vp27qXrGhSY/R3kXEBwufwI/AAAAAAAAAi0/eFVBAI0uPwo/s400/Napoleon-Dynamite-fs21.jpg DO IT!

How many shitloads is that?

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Wonder if they are making a jong weekend of it.

De Jong, Debuchy and Anita are the 3 main targets apparently. Curtis Good is a secondary target. So says Douglas.

Journal says we will put in another bid by the end of the week.

Press conference booked for 2pm

The Mbiwa story in the Journal says we won't be signing him. Quotes from his agent saying we've made no contact and he'll likely end up in Germany. Although could just be agent trying to call our bluff and get us to put in a bid.

Plays in the NPower, best place for him.

£15.6 MILLION in wages. Eye watering!

Wasn't Philippe Auclair was it? He usually is the French journo on talk sport.

Another facepalm post on RAWK.

What a tool. Might as well lube himself up and bend over whilst he's at it.

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Llambias, 2 phones burton and statto in mal maison.

WTF? Racist keyboard alert!