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I'm gonna replace his sand with sinking sand. See how he likes that! Jonathan Edwards FTW.

Raylor in Fenwicks last saturday with 3 of his bessie scouse mates. Ireland top of osborne road the other week in a suprisingly tastefully coloured Porsche. Ranger in a Range with the number plate R4NGER (or something to that effect) trying to get a parking space in the disabled/parent and child area in the Byker Morrisons last night.

Fucking hell, just put him on a plane to Switzerland.

Mike Parry is doing 606 on Saturday with Robbie Savage - should be worth tuning in for. Hope the BBC find a regular slot for Porky as he was the only decent thing on Talksport along with H&J.

Can you actually see anyone renewing their season tickets if this happens?

Ashley wants the money ASAP as him, Derek and Pards are off down Aspers tonight.

Not Liverpool, please god.

You can see she is laughing out of shot tbf.

I wish this involved Jamie Thomas Cook Nintendo Redknapp instead.

It would be stupid to sell Shola in our current situation, get rid of Xisco or McLoven first.

I never knew Tim Howard suffers from Tourette Syndrome.

Anal Warped none the less. Warped Anal sounds better.

Nice one. Hitzfeld inbound?

Btw dunno if anyones mentioned that Football Focus is live from St. James' Park tomorrow at 11.30am.

Can someone put the photo through that web site that checks the distortion on images to see if it's been shopped?

Apparently he was well chuffed getting off his flight. He had won £5 on his easyjet scratchcard and opted for a tea and twix snack deal.

http://www.eurosport.fr/football/ligue-1/2009-2010/ben-arfa-reunion-proche_sto2420993/flashnews.shtml

Rumours on goal.com that AC Milan will sign him on loan.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47962000/jpg/_47962720_ledley466.jpg Centre shirtless man = double of Ryan Taylor.

I would rather have O'Hara at that price, assuming he's available.

Hughton won LMA Manager of the Year for CCC last night. Congrats to him.

Louise Taylor looking sexy in departures lounge at Newcastle Airport.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1269870/Wolves-joined-Wigan-Fulham-Sunderland-Newcastle-hunt-Jeremain-Lens.html Jeremain Lens 09/10 Dutch League Stats 31 games 12 goals 4 assists

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/1/14/1263477504738/Jamie-Louise-Redknapp-001.jpg http://unprofessionalfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Sepp_Blatter_482739a.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00386/Rodney_Marsh_386905a.jpg