localshop

Thought they said two first teamers and two squad players and I can't imagine him being a first team player. Then again I couldn't imagine Williamson being a first teamer.

Don't worry we've still got two weeks of this window left! That means 14 whole days of unrealistic optimism followed by the inevitable utter depression on Feb 1st when we just couldn't get anyone over the mythical line.

"Is this the police? Good, I'd like to report the lower half of my cup of coffee has been shoddily photoshopped."

Article with those quotes from skysports:

What if he's had an affair and that's made her ill? Crabs? Aids? Whats the severity we are talking here? Good Aids.

What if he's had an affair and that's made her ill?

It's getting a bit late for the "keep an eye on" stage.

I think it would be better for everyone if we all just hibernated during the January window. It's too stressful, might go to my doctors for a sick note tomorrow.

If he does sign for QPR he may not actually set the world alight given his season so far. Just remember a lot of people were going into meltdown when we didn't clinch the Gervinho signing and he didn't exactly turn out to be brilliant. Having said that we need to get one of our other targets before the window ends.

Anyone else see De Jong's miss in Brazil this week during a friendly? Makes sense that we are in for him Getting it out of his system before he joins us?

You sure that wasn't Skys old footage of him arriving in England to speak to Stoke ? He was certainly wearing that same Varsity jacket when I seen him on SSN at that time and also seemed to be a lot of leaves on trees in the background of the clip I've just seen. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/maxwell_smart__confused.gif

Surprised that a lot of the comments say the fans don't want him, see him as a troublemaker and a mercenary etc.

Mark's brother ? UVAVU

Tell us more.

Tim Vickery was asked about this on Talksport earlier this week and he basically said it won't happen because of the financial situation. He thought it was just his Dad giving the press and fans what they wanted to hear.

Sorry but unless we get a fair offer I don't see why we should let him go. We're not a charity ffs.

Yep, defending the lack of transfers last year was alright for AP given our form and lack of injuries, but he must know his job is on the line this time around unless we get some quality in.

Barton on twitter also said he thinks Remy's staying.

Man in Cabuchy photo. Does he think his shaped eyebrows and unnatural tan are a good look? Because they aren't. [/gokwan]

Yes would be nice to get him signed and then concentrate on getting a CB in way before the deadline. Will never happen but would be nice.

O'Neill in non overpriced EPL/journeyman signing shocker. Bet he feels all continental now, probably having some salami and cheese for breakfast.

Has looked better than Gosling and Abeid in the few cameos he has made. Can actually dribble and looks like he has creativity, which is more than can be said about the other two.

A great version of hell would be having to watch this... Forever. f*** off shola.

It's nothing personal when it comes to Simpson and Williamson, it's just they are pretty average to poor footballers who are holding the team back and it's our lack of investment in those areas which has led to the unfortunate animosity. I'm sure they would do a decent job in a Championship team. I would take a Danny Simpson over a Stephen Carr anyday.