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Replace Xavi for Butt and then you're talking. Watched the goal of the year bit, that overhead kick from Israel(?) was class, should've won.

This is also being shown on BBC HD for those with freesat hd/sky hd.

I wanted a MS Word document to be fixed to 1 page in size so it couldn't spill over into a 2nd page. Completely off topic but amused me none the less.

Can't escape this forum, typed "force only 1 page in word" into google and this page was 4th in the results. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Pleased with this, hopefully we can use him on Saturday.

Garry and Barry Moat. Sounds like a wrestling tag team from Wigan.

Thank you O Holiest One. Now we must let you meditate and connect with the stars.

Live text updates I think.

5pm will come and go and nothing will happen. Just another one of MA's "deadlines" which he makes up in the bath the night before.

Shola IS better than a Kwik-Fit fitter.

source? Real Radio. No other changes btw.

No Barton. Simpson in at right back. Raylor right mid.

Meant to say he has MOONwalked. Literally on the moon. Dirk Kuyt flew the rocket but forgot to stop of at Esso on the way so they dunno how they are getting back.

That's racist. The new limited edition Range Rover Minstrel GT?

Please tell me that was a joke? Wish it was. Still funny though.

Kinnear just said on five live that he was offered the job on a 2 year contract 2 weeks ago. Said he turned it down at present for health reasons but may return in 3 months once he's better. Great news!

He's 71. Knowing us he'll have a heart attack as he's putting pen to paper.

No substance but might as well go along with it.

There's only one way to find out... FIIIIGHT!

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2009/06/11/proof-wanted-that-profitable-group-have-funds-to-buy-nufc-61634-23841233/

I highly regard the opinions of all retired shit ping pong players.

Cue a billion "Crazy Gang" headlines.

he looked like a shady racist bouncer

On SSN they interviewed some City fans in their car... they both had tea towels gaffer-taped to their heads. Classy.

Kev is going to bring out a coffin draped in black and white.... a hand appears mysteriously... Shearer smashes out of it to be unveiled as our new striker.