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Absolutely horrific the footage in this thread;

I've done about 25 euro aways and they're magnificent trips! I'd snap your hands off to be in any European competition!

Some unreal players with only one year left! https://theathletic.com/3328691/2022/05/26/salah-ronaldo-messi-deals/ ARSENAL Bernd Leno, William Saliba (option). ASTON VILLA None. BRENTFORD Sergi Canos (option), Mathias Jensen (option), Luka Racic, Mads Bech Sorensen (option), Tariqe Fosu (option), Mads Bidstrup (option), Saman Ghoddos (option), Joel Valencia. BRIGHTON Yves Bissouma, Joel Veltman (option), Adam Lallana, Neal Maupay, Leandro Trossard (option), Alexis Mac Allister, Shane Duffy, Jason Steele, Haydon Roberts, Matt Clarke, Jan Paul van Hecke, Reda Khadra, Teddy Jenks. Neal Maupay is one of several Brighton players with 12 months left (Photo: Henry Browne/Getty Images) BURNLEY Will Norris, Wayne Hennessey, Nick Pope (option), Matt Lowton, Kevin Long, Johann Berg Gudmundsson, Ashley Westwood. CHELSEA N’Golo Kante, Jorginho, Marcos Alonso, Ross Barkley, Thiago Silva, Kenedy, Marcus Bettinelli, Harvey Vale. CRYSTAL PALACE Jeffrey Schlupp, Wilfried Zaha, Joel Ward, Remi Matthews, Jack Butland, Luka Milivojevic, Nathan Ferguson. EVERTON Allan, Seamus Coleman, Abdoulaye Doucoure, Tom Davies, Yerry Mina, Andros Townsend, Salomon Rondon. LEEDS Adam Forshaw (option), Kiko Casilla, Luke Ayling, Mateusz Bogusz, Sam Greenwood, Leif Davis, Jack Jenkins. LEICESTER Daniel Amartey, Youri Tielemans, Kasper Schmeichel, Jamie Vardy, Caglar Soyuncu, Jonny Evans, Ryan Bertrand, Nampalys Mendy, Hamza Choudhury, Ayoze Perez. LIVERPOOL Mohamed Salah, Sadio Mane, Roberto Firmino, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Naby Keita, Adrian. Mane and Salah on opposite sides for Senegal and Egypt in March (Photo: Adam Haneen/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images) MANCHESTER CITY Raheem Sterling, Ilkay Gundogan, Riyad Mahrez, Gabriel Jesus, Benjamin Mendy. MANCHESTER UNITED Nemanja Matic, Cristiano Ronaldo (option), Marcus Rashford (option), David de Gea (option), Luke Shaw (option), Diogo Dalot (option), Phil Jones (option), Axel Tuanzebe (option), Andreas Pereira (option). NEWCASTLE Jonjo Shelvey, Federico Fernandez, Matt Ritchie, Ciaran Clark, Mark Gillespie, Emil Krafth, Freddie Woodman. NORWICH Michael McGovern, Sam Byram, Christoph Zimmermann (option), Kenny McLean, Kieran Dowell, Jordan Hugill, Onel Hernandez, Danel Sinani, Akin Famewo (option). SOUTHAMPTON Theo Walcott, Oriol Romeu, Moussa Djenepo, Mohamed Elyounoussi, Nathan Redmond, Yan Valery. TOTTENHAM Troy Parrott (option), Cameron Carter-Vickers, Alfie Whiteman, Jack Clarke. WATFORD Peter Etebo, Adam Masina, Craig Cathcart, Dan Gosling, Moussa Sissoko, Rob Elliot, Joshua King (option), Adalberto Penaranda, Dapo Mebude. WEST HAM Darren Randolph, Issa Diop (option), Manuel Lanzini (option), Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell. WOLVES Willy Boly, Leander Dendoncker (option), Nelson Semedo (option), Matija Sarkic.

https://theathletic.com/3334649/2022/05/27/uefa-coefficients-champions-league-pots-qualification/ Club coefficients POSITION CLUB POINTS (OVER FIVE YEARS) 1 Bayern Munich 138 2 Liverpool 134 3 Manchester City 134 4 Chelsea 123 5 Real Madrid 122 6 Barcelona 114 7 Paris Saint-Germain 112 8 Juventus 107 9 Atletico Madrid 105 10 Manchester United 105

Yep, sure it literally bounced in off Gyan and this bellend ran up the touchline celebrating like they'd won the World Cup!

Absolutely superb this! https://vimeo.com/714011292

What a tosser!

Totally agree - £3.5m - whatever happens - he’s been a superb servant and certainly bailed us out numerous times - kept us up twice imo

Absolutely class that! Love Shearer’s video message!

Superb!

Debating about who is the best newcomer - Chris Sutton thinks he didn’t start at first as he wasn’t preferred rather than being slowly integrated! Thick as pig shit! CS: Bruno Guimaraes has been good at Newcastle, too. It’s interesting how he couldn’t get a game because Eddie Howe preferred Joe Willock, Jonjo Shelvey and Joelinton in midfield. But now he’s flying. Still, it’s Diaz who’s nailed it. Liverpool’s front line has always picked itself. Now we barely talk about Roberto Firmino anymore!

What a bellend he is

? They’re absolutely mental them lot! I wish them the same outcome that they’d wish for us - an absolute twatting!

Ha ha go on Vieira! https://twitter.com/utdbreezy/status/1527404547072741376?s=21&t=Q8GbprnHp6RO0uDHzZjdxg

Four cracking new signings currently at Hebburn (well, outside the boozer!)! I think they’ll have a real go next season!

Howe has to play our budget down! Bruno (and the Saudis!) hasn't come here to finish 9th or 10th - we'll spend about £150m imo!

If they don't win on Saturday (but sadly I think they will) then the meltdown over the summer is going to be simply beautiful! We'll be buying top quality players who will take us forward and they'll be scraping around for pennies! Even if they go up, they'll need a lot of investment to even stay up next season! "See you next season"