Paully

Absolutely fantastic read that - such a likeable, positive character! GIVE HIM THE ARMBAND!

So a £3m loan fee, £12m survival bonus and £1.6m on wages?! I think we'll get him late on Monday personally!

What a complication!

Please not Bruce - you know what will happen and we’ll never hear the end of it!

The game-changer - he’ll keep us up!

‘He never gives his age away’!

For contrast, 472 pages have been done on here since May 16th 2019

472 pages in 20 days

From the Athletic - also, Fede was the last CH we signed - August 2018 As Benitez would regularly say about his Newcastle signings, many of whom were very low down his list of targets, “It’s not about who I want, it’s about who I can get.” Had he been backed, Benitez was adamant he could have acquired, among others, Mason Holgate, Wes Morgan and Marlon Santos, although the latter’s loan from Barcelona in 2018 fell through due to work-permit issues, rather than because of Newcastle’s unwillingness. Nathan Ake, too, was courted by Benitez in 2017, but Newcastle were unable to match AFC Bournemouth’s £20 million offer to Chelsea.

Jota is class

The complete silence from when Bergwijn shoots is a thing of absolute beauty! It must have bedlam in that away end!

He'd be a superb signing - fingers crossed!

I said that on Sunday - it’ll be ironic if an Everton win up here rubber-stamps his return!

Our current dog-shit position should work in our favour here for a change as surely Man Utd won’t want him to go to West Ham or Spurs?!

I know he's never broke a contract but he must regret turning us down in October (well, going to Everton was absolute lunacy!). I never knew that he turned down Atletico after his short stint at Chelsea! https://theathletic.com/3078146/2022/01/19/what-next-for-rafa-benitez-everton/

Class!

Fulham - 19 goals in 3 matches A goal every 14 minutes ha ha

https://twitter.com/king_kevs_rant/status/1482837461986430977?s=21

Bring him home

Oliver Holt absolutely hates us! wanker! “The last guy who upset him was carried out of the Saudi consulate in Istanbul in bin liners.” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10406881/OLIVER-HOLT-Newcastles-players-watch-step-grim-tour-Saudi-Arabia.html