Paully

I thought the winner was offside like - was deffo in the keeper’s eye line

Immense again

Can’t stand that bald Dutch twat!

This is glorious! He’ll come good for them but will never beat his form for us as we based our whole game around the rat twat! Marvellous to see!

New contract until 2030 - YESSSSSS!

The role for 55-year-old Jones would likely be part-time initially as Potter's contract runs until March with an option to extend should they qualify for the World Cup.

I never want Eddie to go but if he does, I want this lunatic in charge!

Love Jose!

I think he might go for Ramsdale Thiaw Schar Burn Trippier Tonali Miley Murphy Woltemade Barnes Osula

They’ll be fewmin watching the cricket as Fender is currently blasting on the PA system - up the New Zealand Mags!

Hebburn have a made a superb signing - Briggs who just left South Shields

Happy Birthday Andy, Andy, Cole - what a season this was - 41 in all competitions with no European football and first season back up - insane!

2pm on the Sunday

Ronny now has 948 career goals - 143 for Portugal ha ha insane

Tomasson sacked ha ha - massively supported the rat and slated us when the twat was on strike - glorious - not that he’ll care

I’m thoroughly enjoying his horrendous form but he’s a class player who will come good but I don’t see him replicating his form that he showed for us as we based our whole game towards him - Liverpool aren’t and won’t! Hopefully he snaps his daft skinny neck soon - the rat!

Hope you went to Tam’s at 9?!

‘Isak is a rat’ sign at the darts