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If the screengrab I have seen is true, he's bang to rights. The one that keeps getting shared is a picture of his girlfriend and she is stunning! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/8936959511e7a310d439c55a180f7eab.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/a18cb4968aa0b55eb6c49b1576d43b1a.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/673bc9a8fb8ea338d553009875189620.jpg

Jesus - you're weirdly obsessed with Colo - why on earth mention him here? Odd!

Seriously, what drugs is Ryder on?! "Gone are the days when Newcastle grappled with Man United for the Premier League title but Geordie fans still enjoy bringing the Red Devils down a peg or two. But also gone are the likes of Eric Cantona, Ryan Giggs, Roy Keane, David Beckham and Paul Scholes. Indeed, on paper, Newcastle United have a much better chance of a result this time around." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-sammy-ameobi-young-remember-8762230

He's ticking all the boxes for the fat wanker http://www.givemesport.com/551603-daryl-janmaat-would-fit-into-manchester-united-system-john-carver?autoplay=on

Jesus wept! John Carver has to prove that he can improve Newcastle United - and the process starts now http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-prove-can-improve-8762991 Shared by the Newcastle Chronicle App iOS: http://bit.ly/chronicleapp Android: http://bit.ly/chronicleandroid

"Delighted" - Jesus wept http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-ashley-delighted-newcastle-uniteds-8762674

Port Vale knocked me for 2K tonight - £15 on 7 and the other 6 won - bastards!

http://talksport.com/football/shearer-wrong-newcastle-are-not-devoid-ambition-carver-tells-talksport-150303138436

Some decent questions here

.com Awards: Toon teen trinkets This year's Sport Newcastle awards took place on Monday evening and the Wor Jackie award for the most promising Newcastle United academy product was carried off by Rolando Aarons. Although currently sidelined through injury, the 19 year -old winger made a startling impact for the first team earlier in the season after catching the eye when given an opportunity during pre-season friendly matches. Jamaican-born Rolando linked up with United in April 2012 following his release by Bristol City and after debuting for the U18 side made a successful transition to the reserves the following February. Meanwhile, goalkeeper Freddie Woodman received an early birthday gift in the shape of the Jack Hixon Trophy - recognition for his elevation to the Newcastle first team squad at the age of 17 (he turns 18 later this week). Named after the famed local scout who "discovered" Alan Shearer, that award is given to Tyneside's most promising youngster and was first presented at the 2010 event, staged shortly after Hixon's passing. Wor Jackie award winners: 2015 Rolando Aarons 2014 Adam Armstrong 2013 Sammy Ameobi 2012 Remi Streete 2011 Jak Alnwick 2010 Brad Inman 2009 Nile Ranger 2008 Kazenga LuaLua 2007 Andy Carroll 2006 Matty Pattison 2005 Paul Huntington 2004 Martin Brittain 2003 Peter Ramage 2002 Steven Taylor 2001 Shola Ameobi 2000 Gary Caldwell 1999 Michael Chopra 1998 Aaron Hughes Jack Hixon Trophy winners: 2015 Freddie Woodman 2014 Mackenzie Heaney 2013 Adam Armstrong 2012 Alex Gilliead 2011 Adam Campbell 2010 Remi Streete PS: Elsewhere on Monday, mackem Adam Johnson was recognised for his services to youth coaching - by Durham Constabulary.

You an get 20/19 for a Man Utd win - odds against! Jesus Christ on a moped!

Roma and BTTS is 7/1 Power Play on Paddy Power

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/02/3ebd62426d3ae7587e7ac60890ef777d.jpg What a mug!

@danroan: England & Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson arrested on suspicion of sex with 15-year-old schoolgirl

@danroan: Breaking: Durham Police confirm to us a 27 year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of sexual activity with a girl aged under 16

His goal celebrations were also better. Not at Fratton Park in injury time they weren't! Awful day that - coming back on the coach, we were overtaken by many Smoggie buses celebrating winning The League Cup!

I've got the popcorn out eagerly awaiting Ronaldo's response to this! Fabricio Coloccini is one of the Premier League's only 'proper leaders', says Newcastle head coach http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fabricio-coloccini-one-premier-leagues-8739264

I thought the bellend wasn't a fan of "emotional crowds"! “It is an emotional ground. I hope they will be able to transfer that to the Olympic Stadium - I think that is going to be important to West Ham.

Speaking about the day Newcastle were relegated, Carver said: “Let me tell you, I never spoke to anyone for an hour after the final whistle went. That really hurt me. “And I wasn’t with the football club, but it was my football club and that hurt me. “Every time you come up against Aston Villa, that stays in there. “I remember the reaction of their fans after the game, and that stays inside. That will never go away. “Every time we come up against Aston Villa that’s in the back of my head. Definitely.” Newcastle were promoted back to the Premier League after just a season away, and their first home game of the new campaign ironically saw Villa visit St James’s Park. An Andy Carroll hat-trick helped the Magpies to a thumping 6-0 win, and a buoyant home crowd took the opportunity to revel in Villa’s misfortune this time. Chants of ‘You’re not laughing any more’ echoed around the ground, but for many – including Carver – scores have not yet been settled. There appears to be an attitude of what goes around, comes around, and with Villa visiting St James’s Park in the thick of a relegation battle tomorrow, Carver is expecting it to act as an added motivation for his side – and the crowd. When asked if it could spark the crowd, Carver – who is set to include Jonas Gutierrez in his squad for the game after the winger beat testicular cancer – added: “Yes, that could be one, Jonas could be another. “How they reacted to the way we got relegated wasn’t nice. It could spur the fans on.” Newcastle go into the game sitting 11th, with the only target left realistically available to them this season being to finish in the top 10. Villa, though, are in severe danger of dropping into the second tier for the first time since 1988, and it appears Carver will not be shedding any tears for them if they do fall through the trapdoor. When asked if there was ‘no love lost’ with Aston Villa, he said: “Absolutely not. “(Relegation) happened to us a few seasons ago, and it wasn’t nice. “It’s funny how things work out in life.”

More about Parma http://dailym.ai/1wsRPjh

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150225/villa-hospitality-tickets-on-sale_2281670_4517344 £180 to watch this! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fuck off you fat-headed wanker! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/427715/Sam-Allardyce-West-Ham-Alan-Pardew-Newcastle-Premier-League-Press-Conference-Latest West Ham boss Sam Allardyce: Newcastle are a mid-table team WEST HAM manager Sam Allardyce has described Alan Pardew's turbulent reign at Newcastle as 'successful,' and suggests the weight of expectation surrounding the club is unrealistic given their current resources. Big Sam's tenure in the north east lasted just nine months, but it was more than enough time to understand the immense pressure when in the St. James' Park hot-seat. Some supporters were critical of Pardew for failing to reproduce anything like the form that saw the Magpies land a fifth-place finish in the 2011/2012 season. But Allardyce thinks it is unfair to question Pardew's record, he said: "There are times at Newcastle when things don't go well the fans express their disappointment. "The thing about the Newcastle fan is that they don't stay away, they always turn up and if you're not doing well - they'll let you know. Newcastle are a team that fit in around mid-table in the Premier League. "There is a greater expectation at that club that it's not enough or good enough. "But realistically, where they lie financially and where they're budgets lie - that's about where they should be. "Alan always kept them around that position, and had one very good season when he got them into Europe, so I think his reign at Newcastle was successful."

Yep, three favourites defeated!

Ha ha ha! Bookie's revenge night tonight!

Arsenal, Atletico and Bournemouth - 9/1