Paully

Why are people celebrating 1 of our players being injured? Our squad is weak as piss as it is. What happens if Carroll gets injured or locked up?

I think he's looked quite sharp in pre season too

Ronaldo doesn't seem to believe that people see footballers out and about Nah, just you. Erm, clearly there are more than me on this thread. It wasn't me who seen them at Glasto either. Just read on RAWK that someone on there saw Barton at Glasto, didnt mention Nolan mind. My mate has put photos of him and the lads with Nolan on Sleazebook - said he was a top, top, top bloke which I have heard off many people.

He is definitely off the drink, isn't he!? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2010/07/24/joey-barton-warns-that-chris-hughton-will-be-in-demand-72703-26922016/

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Ronaldo doesn't seem to believe that people see footballers out and about Nah, just you. Erm, clearly there are more than me on this thread. It wasn't me who seen them at Glasto either. I'm kidding ya, ya daft f***er. So am I ye loon!

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Ronaldo doesn't seem to believe that people see footballers out and about Nah, just you. Erm, clearly there are more than me on this thread. It wasn't me who seen them at Glasto either.

Ronaldo doesn't seem to believe that people see footballers out and about

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! Straight from the playground! Paully: "Alright lads, enjoying Glasto?" Liars: "Yeah its alright, we saw Kevin Nolan and Joey Barton" Paully: "Wow! Wait til I tell the N.O. lot, they'll love this" 10 minutes later Paully: "This poster called 'Ronaldo' claims you're making this up" Liars: "What? No we did, we saw them" Paully: "Yeah I believe you guys" Liars: "In fact. We want you to find out where this wise guy drinks, before each Newcastle match. Then he can call us liars to our faces!" Paully: "Ok, will do" 2 minutes later Liar 1: "Man, Paully is such a gullible b******!" Liar 2: "Tell me about it. Remember when we told him we'd gone for scampi and chips with N-Dubz?" Liar 1: "Haha! Aye, he took that one in too" Liar 2: "How about next year we actually go to Glastonbury?" Liar 1: "Yeah, that'd be nice" Ha ha ha!

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! ahahahah very good I was of course just funning! I heard some quality tales from Nolan but of course they won't be true cos my mates were just lying :-)

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The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! Me and Ronaldo will meet yous at Shearer's and we'll kick you and your mates fuk in!! Ha ha! I will be armed with a water bottle mind, and a hot 1 at that! I think your a liar. You dont even have mates at Glasto, you just wanted to come on here and have a go at Nolan and Barton. You're Where did I have a go at Nolan? I personally didn't have a go at anyone! Wanna fight about it like? Al meet you and your mates. I'll see you outside the garage at 7pm - 10p mix ups for the losers

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! Me and Ronaldo will meet yous at Shearer's and we'll kick you and your mates fuk in!! Ha ha! I will be armed with a water bottle mind, and a hot 1 at that! I think your a liar. You dont even have mates at Glasto, you just wanted to come on here and have a go at Nolan and Barton. You're Where did I have a go at Nolan? I personally didn't have a go at anyone!

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! Me and Ronaldo will meet yous at Shearer's and we'll kick you and your mates fuk in!! Ha ha! I will be armed with a water bottle mind, and a hot 1 at that!

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face! How ridiculous. Ha ha! Calling people liars? I agree!

The lads who were at Glasto and who spoke to Nolan and Barton have asked where you drink pre-match so you can call them liars to their face!

O.K erm Ronaldo

Funnily enough that is exactly what my mate said about him at Glasto last night! He was actually at my local hospital last night beating up children with terminal cancer. Aha, sarcasm eh? Hillarious! Ferkin hell! My mates would not lie who are at Glasto - they are NUFC fans.

He supposingly did! My mate also said that Nolan was a class fella which I've heard off many people and he comes across that way too

Funnily enough that is exactly what my mate said about him at Glasto last night!

Few of my mates were talking to Nolan and Barton at Glasto last night!

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