Paully

Fabregas.

Cheers matey; I'm glad there are poeple out there on a similar wavelength / planet as me!

If you managed to understand my waffle then I will post you a ten pound note!

That's more like it, your match reports are always a good read Paully, keep on keeping on in that regard as they say. Some of the stuf you come out with, genuinely funny as f*** mate NE5, is Billy Furious still writing for the Mag? He's always a good read. Cheers matey! Yep, Mr Furious is with The Mag and I love his article! T'is a great read! I still think true faith is a good read but I'm bias as I write jibberish for them :-)

Hooooooooooooo!!!! Here's my waffle from Satda if anyone is interested; http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportFulham_a.htm

If you fancy a New Years Day snooze! http://true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportEverton_a.htm

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportBolton_a.htm

"Zog is better than Emre at C.M" That's a dig at me! The below is what I wrote, where od I mention that he is better than Emre in that role? Mind, I admit Emre has been superb since I wrote it!!!! Are Emre and Parker too alike? Perhaps so, I mean all other effective pairs contain different individual characteristics (bar Keeley’s tits); for instance, Dastardly had more front than the lady who I have just mentioned and committed crimes with an “in your face” attitude whereas Mutley’s (beware of that manager down the road mind, pup) sneaky trick was to rob people whilst licking his balls, very deceiving - 2 different contrasting styles which worked to maximum effect. As a Central Midfield pair they only contributed 3 goals last season and that is simply not good enough. I’d personally play Parker sitting with Young Prince Charles in front of him; the kid is an absolute diamond and I fear if we continue to overlook his talents then his fellow Francois fella Monsieur Wenger will come sniffing. His energetic forwards thrusts remind me of back at School when we watched a sex education cartoon video of how sperm cells are released; the difference being that Charlie always delivers the goods – there’s never any tatty water in his end product.

Check out the picture they've used for Roker Park bluebiggrin.gif A touching subject mind..............................

Sold by The Chairmen behind Sir Bobby's back if you believe SBR's book :wullie:

Yep, definitely at the back of The East Stand! I used to sit with me Old Man in The Paddocks below those "posh" ( bluebiggrin.gif) Executive boxes and he was above them! Anyone remember Kenny Everett an arl?! "Kenny, Kenny, give us a song?"..........YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITED!

I mentioned it mate! http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportArsenal_a.htm

and for once it wasn't penned by that stupid mackem bint; http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/0,,415657,00.html FREDDY'S HEAD If schadenfreude is the malicious enjoyment of another's misfortune, then schadenfred is surely the malicious enjoyment of the many misfortunes currently being visited upon Newcastle's slimy chairman Fat Freddy Shepherd. Since the Jabba The Hutt-alike became chairman of the Magpies 10 years ago, he's consorted with fake sheikhs in Spanish knocking shops, admitted to ripping off his own fans, insulted the canine population of Newcastle by likening them to Geordie women, and plunged his club into debt while steering it from second to 19th place in the Premiership. It hasn't all been bad, though - while leading his club's plummet into the red on two fronts, Freddy's somehow managed to line his own pockets to the tune of £8.3m. Trebles all round! Today the under-fire chairman was in defiant mood as he pitched up at St James's Park promising to sort out the latest fine mess he's got Newcastle into. "Right now it would seem I am the only one prepared to do this job and it's one I will continue to do to the very best of my ability and with the best interest of the club at heart," he way-ayed, before heading to the training ground to give his players a piece of his mind he could ill afford. "I think it's time the players are reminded just who they are playing for," he continued, hoping that the sight of an obese, angry, slug-like life-form would be enough to shake Titus Bramble, James Milner and others out of their current torpor. Just two years ago, Fat Freddy told the Dubai Soccerex international football forum "there is no sympathy here" for teams attempting to survive outside the Premiership. It's small wonder, then, that there is no sympathy anywhere else for Newcastle's current plight. If they get relegated, the sound of raucous laughter nationwide will drown out the sound of them crashing into the Championship. But chances are, both Freddy and his football club will survive by sacking Glenn Roeder, appointing another "saviour" to much fanfare from the notoriously fickle and gullible Geordie fans, and then repeating the monotonous process once again this time next year. And the year after... *********************

blueeek.gif Time has flown by for Kris Thackray these past few weeks. In August, he was a student who enjoyed an enthusiastic kickabout with his college team; today, he is in Italy preparing to play among the august legions of Italy’s Serie A. Thackray’s story appears to be the ultimate “one that got away” for Newcastle United, a team not exactly bristling with irresistible talent. For Thackray, 18, was on their books before getting the boot two years ago. However, the lad from the village of Oulton, near Chester-le-Street, scored a goal in the summer that could transform him into a rarity: an English name on a Serie A teamsheet. Playing for England Colleges in Naples, Thackray scored a cracker, good enough to have a scout from Reggina ask him to stay on for a trial. Within weeks, he had signed a two-year contract and he is in Reggio Calabria in training for a possible debut in the new year among Italy’s footballing glitterati. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...429366,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hibernian/6097278.stm