Paully

"We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Colo the king, the king, the king, he's the leader of our football team; he's the greatest, centre defender, that the world has ever seen"!

Superb win for us! NUFC 22–1 Man Utd Mcfaul - Ferguson Suggett Smith Ardiles Keegan 2 McDermott Dalglish Gullit Clarke Robson Carver Souness Roeder Pearson 2 Allardyce Hughton 2 Kinnear Shearer Pardew MENTAL!

Spooky stat about Sir Taggart's 25th year anniversary; Top 4 now - Man City, Man Utd, NUFC, Chelsea Bottom 4 when he was appointed - Man Utd, Chelsea, Man City, NUFC http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/division-one-old/1986-1987/table/1986-11-02

What the fuck is this shit?! Best centre half the vast majority will ever see play for us!

Apparently the inferior curly-haired player is out which is very good news if true!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3895197/Mario-Balotellis-sneak-peek-at-soft-porn-mag.html

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Mario-Balotelli-s-maddest-moments-Fireworks-bibs-trampolines-the-lot-article819829.html

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-Fabricio-Coloccini-says-his-trademark-curly-mop-will-never-get-cut-off-article817456.html

Davide in Halo of Hebburn having his hair-chopped http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/299528_2543386181976_1173368644_3175652_181450141_n.jpg

100000 % true mate - I'm no bull-shitter! I believe you mate. Ha ha! I know I talk shite in true faith but this is true!!!

Was he in the Black and White Barber's Shop? Ha ha ha ha! I'll post the photo when I get it bud!

100000 % true mate - I'm no bull-shitter!

I didn't see him but Davide Santon was in Hebburn today having his hair-chopped!

That ball from Hamann... Wasn't it Laurent Charvet who played the 40yrd ball? This, I reckon. Hamman I am sure!

FA Cup final qualifiying round - Gateshead vs Hebburn!

"Stop this Newcastle obsession" - Agent Bruce http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2049623/Steve-Bruce-tells-Sunderland-fans-Stop-Newcastle-obsession-judge-later.html

Superb by Jack Wilshere; http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/oliver-holt/Oliver-Holt-column-Why-Arsenal-and-England-star-Jack-Wilshere-took-brave-brain-tumour-sufferer-Jack-Marshall-to-his-heart-article810650.html

Lunatic http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15244398.stm

An ITK on skunkers bud

Rumours that he is close to agreeing an extended contract on similar terms

Apparently, they're moving away fans from next season to the North Stand Upper which should be fun and games for the Police on Derby day!

Apologies if already posted!

The Cabaye Dream Boat! Look at Shola! http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/293481_10150318407888105_747773104_8352147_1790998493_n.jpg

God!

Going off a few Sleazebook status updates - there was a mackem on Deal or No Deal tonight and the banker offered them £5151