GeordieDazzler

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/benjamin-sesko-salzburg-wonderkid-mini-haaland/nkxc2vivy31hz5i1zuqbc1mp Oh yeah get him in

Forrest betting the house on staying up it would seem

Gleison Bremer signing for Juve for €47m Looks like Maldini’s gravitational pull isn’t enough to snare these players you actually need to pay money for them.

As someone present at Villa Park when we went down I wish them nothing but misery.

Slightly over hit that cross

Everything is kayfabe

As I’ve stated before Depay wouldn’t be the worst signing at all and might actually be in our grasp.

A unit but with a silky touch

And a statue

Not gonna lie loved the random tangent about Hilton Hotels at the start His accent is all over the place mind.

Assume it was linked to this? Howay the lads

PSG won’t but the rest of the league might

We’ll get an interview but not until late August when he officially joins.

He’s got a great CV, the fact he’s previously worked with Ashworth is just a bonus. They are a fan of extensive references so can’t of hurt.

I assume you mean Exile rather than myself

hmmm, the Athletic didn’t have a 17 paragraph profile of him ready to publish. I think they were just as surprised as we were.

They can sign but not register these players until they sell De Jong (or other similarly priced asset)? Wonder in a few years if they’ll be forced to sell Pedi/Gavi etc just to keep the show on the road

Literally the top story on their website

Jay Spearing just signed for Liverpool didn’t he?

Yep I don’t think that resale is a priority more than not giving players who are seen as transitional purchased long deals. Wood is only 2 years isn’t he?

Wonder if we’d do a similar contract to Trippier (2.5 years) if it allows us to buy a decent RW I’m all for it. Wilson is clearly seen as first choice so it’s unlikely you’d blow the budget to get him back up.

This is not the greatest Newcastle United photo in the world, this is just a tribute.

They’ve only actually signed two players. Both excellent but will it be enough? There seems to be lots of rumours but actual deals they’ve not done loads.